Chinese Steam Tunnel

The act of deficating in someone elses anus

I totally Chinese Steam Tunneled that Elouise last night!

by KathleenRocks January 26, 2011

Chinese Dragon Fingers

One of a multitude of alternatives to the happy ending in an oriental massage parlor. The masseuse turns the patron into the prone position and, without lubrication, violently penetrates the anus with at least one (1) digit. Variations include Twin Chinese Dragon Fingers (include a minimum of two (2) digits) and Firebreathing Chinese Dragon Fingers (digits are inserted into Chinese chili sauce prior to penetration). The family of Chinese Dragon Fingers is typically an act associated with being impolite in requesting a happy ending.

Person 1: "Dude, what happened to you? You look awful. Is that blood??"
Person 2: "I told the masseuse at Eternal Gardens to get on with the damn happy ending already, so she flipped me over and gave me Twin Firebreathing Chinese Dragon Fingers."

by jac621 November 27, 2011

Chinese Duck Tongue

Oral sex, particularly with a female whose vagina is compressed during stimulation. So named for the tightness of the labia, causing it to look like a duck's tongue. The "Chinese" part of the phrase is in reference to Chinese prostitutes, and makes this phrase a racial slur.

Hey baby, give me some of that Chinese Duck Tongue.

by ATR13 July 2, 2011

Easter In The Chinese New Year

Easter In The Chinese New Year, also known as April Twentieth or 4/20, is a day of celebration for Your Favorite Plant- Marijuana!

"Oh Shit, it's Easter In The Chinese New Year- lets smoke 4 blunts and 20 joints"

by Stoney McSmokes-Alot April 23, 2008

The Chinese Fire Drill

The act of dressing up as a fireman, going to China, and pulling the fire alarm in a building. Then proceeding to grab the nearest woman and raping her while everyone else escapes the building.

I tried to pull off The Chinese Fire Drill last night, but those Asian women are too damn quick!

by NobodyCallsMeLebowski April 2, 2011

Chinese Air Mail

After sexing a woman, hold a small chinese man up over her chest and have him take a fresh hot dump from 3 feet above her body.

She had never heard of the Chinese Air Mail manuever, so I called my boy Ching Ling and together we conquered that bitch.

by Ken Singelby April 5, 2007

Chinese Take Out

When you eat out of a Chinese bitch's pussy.

Yilin enjoyed my Chinese Take Out last night.

by Righteous Fist October 9, 2008