Chinese Tune Up

On older vehicles with carburetors, it was the act of "rev-ing" the engine and jamming your palm over the inlets of the carburetor, thus freeing up any debris from the vacuum it creates.

Before taking it to the mechanic, Bill gave the engine in his car a Chinese Tune up to see if it would remedy the problem.

by toronto_nick December 21, 2010

Chinese Softshell Turtle

Chinese Softshell Turtle are found all parts of China, they are bred in the mass due to their tasty meat.Nowadays, Albino Softshell Turtles are bred for the international pet trade.

Hey bob, I just got a baby Chinese Softshell Turtle, he's an albino.

Be careful rob, your Chinese neighbor's might eat it.

by The Saint Of Game February 23, 2021

Chinese New Year

When 10 people put their fists together to form a giant 2 foot diameter fist then cock knock unsuspecting people

When bob stepped opened the door to the classroom he got a chinese new year!!!

by benstern January 30, 2007

What Kind Of Chinese Are You?

The proper way to ask a person of any Asian decent where they're from.

"Hey, what kind of Chinese are you?"

"I'm Korean."

by The Snagajob May 17, 2010

Singapore chinese girls school

Prestigious school for the basic Chinese elites if you are not rich or extroverted you will definitely come out with trauma from the backstabbing, verbally and emotionally abusive teachers and burnout! Unnecessarily steep staircases so u never miss leg day🦵🦵 if you love rigged elections you’ll love it here <3 Also notable for their sleeveless uniforms that collect armpit sweat stains Missing field so the nearby track and field has been claimed as their own + bright green pants brighter than your future Come here if you want a free mental breakdown(s)

A: hey do u rmb wat that sch w the ugly uniform and entitled bitches is called
B: do u mean Singapore Chinese girls school
A: omg yes!!!

by godsfavouritebitch August 22, 2021

What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?

A phrase used to express lack of understanding when everything should be perfectly clear.

A way of saying "I should understand this completely, but it makes no sense whatsoever."

Origin: In the 1980s ski comedy "Hot Dog: The Movie," the antagonist proposes a Chinese downhill to resolve all conflicts between himself (the hotshot skier) and the protagonist (not so talented skier/cool guy). After they outline what's at stake -the girl, rule over the slopes, cash, etc. -the comic-relief Chinese guy leans in and asks "Wha te fuck is a Chinese downhir?" (A Chinese downhill is a ski race with a shotgun start -first one to the bottom wins.)

Journalists talking about a story that's been assigned, but the second journalist missed the meeting:

J1 -"Good luck getting Pee Wee Herman to discuss his movie theater fetish. You better get on it; deadline is Friday."

J2 -"Pee Wee Herman about what? When did this happen? What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?"

by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007

Chinese Log Smash Surprise

When one finally drops a quality hot and steamy log that hangs from ass to toilet water after extreme constipation and does not realize that it has not detached from the anal cavity, causing him/her to proceed with the wiping process, and violently "smash" through the log. It is called a "surprise" because the victim usually responds with "HOLY SHIT!" or "MY BUNG HOLE!" or "DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF!"

1. "I was walking past the bathroom while my brother was taking a shit and I heard the beginning poot but did not here the ending splash that usually follows. I realized what was happening and immediately yelled 'DICK, WAIT!....but it was too late..he had experienced his first Chinese Log Smash Surprise."

2. "After 3 weeks of being constipated I had taken my glory dump, not knowing that the magnificent log had not detached. As I went to wipe (from front to back) I had my 5th Chinese Log Smash Surprise this month!"

3. "After his Chinese Log Smash Surprise, Jim's hand never recovered..."

by Dr. Wack Meehoff October 14, 2011