boat cake

A person, often female, available for parties on yachts in which cash will be exchanged for sexual services. A person engaged in yachting.

The rumor is that Meghan used to be boat cake before she met Prince Harry.

by DinnerAtEight February 20, 2019

Turtle cake

A Turtle Cake is when a man has a small penis that is also uncircumcised that resembles a frightened turtle and is put between the ass cheeks of an unsuspecting victim, thus the turtle is between the cakes.

I would love to give her a turtle cake while she’s not looking.

by River.01 March 4, 2019

fruit cake

Shitty Bread

This Fruit Cake is the worse

by NaturallyDerp March 11, 2019

italian cake

It’s just a fucking Lasagna...

“Look pa, I made an Italian cake,” said Jonny aroused!

by Fuckin’Commies July 16, 2018

Bumpy Cakes

A cute fat girl

Bro check out that fat chick, she's got a cute face tho, she's definitely a bumpy cakes

by Madrox614 January 26, 2019

Pizza Cake

A pizza cake is like a crepe cake, but instead of crepe, it's pizza.

Hey Louie have you had a pizza cake before? It's so good

by lowkeyToxicity February 14, 2019

Whippy cake

A phat cake wich has a larg shit (usually whipped) curled onto the cake.

Would you like a whippy cake for your birthday.

by Mr whippy February 19, 2019