Puff the bearded dragon

To perform oral sex on a groin with a healthy foliage. Derived from the song and phrase Puff the magic dragon which has its own analogies related to smoking marijuana.
by HiILookDead May 02, 2011
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Beards over Babies

An ideology founded by a small-brained, self-important, extinction-doomed gender, promoting the growth of facial hair, esp. in relation to gestation.
T-Rex: Sure, women get to feel the miracle of life growing inside them and the joy of birth or of laying eggs or WHATEVER, but we get to engineer hairy faces AT OUR LEISURE.

Utahraptor: I don't get why you're casting this in terms of a gender battle, but yeah- I'm with beards over babies too!
by Cortotto December 02, 2016
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Bearding my taint

The area between your vagina and anus burned by your husbands beard stubble while going down on you
I was raw from him bearding my taint with his fucking stubble while he ate me out!!!
by Moodypoodyrudy December 16, 2021
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firing the bearded lady

Giving a hand job (or masturbating, if you prefer), to completion
I just finished firing the bearded lady. That feels much better.
by bteambeyotches May 29, 2015
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beard release party

The celebration that occurs when the women who are pretending to be with the closeted gay men (in denial about beimg gay/homophobic) are able to leave their indentured servitude.
I recommend gold Lamay for decorations at the beard release party on August 5th 2017 #dawnsly #deepthoughts
by #uberdyke August 05, 2017
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Captain Red Beard

When a female is sitting on a bearded man's face and then all of sudden, her period starts and she says "aye aye Captain" as she bleeds into his beard.
Dude, I had her straddling over my head as I was eating her ass last night, then when she said "aye aye Captain" she bled all over me and I looked like Captain Red Beard afterwards.
by Djish91 November 28, 2016
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Skin-Bearded Bremillo

Chubby girl with a double chin. hense the skin beard.
"this party is wack... all i see is sausage and skin bearded bremillo's"
by sagz March 03, 2005
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