Laugh blocking

When a guy goes in for a kiss and gets blocked by the other because they won’t stop laughing.

I tried to kiss Emily, but she’s totally laugh blocked me!

Laugh Blocking sucks fat black cocks!

by Swaggyinabaggy246810 September 13, 2018

pee block

The inability to urinate in certain situations, also known as shy blatter syndrome.

"Man, I couldn't pee earlier.. The guy in the urinal next to me started making smalltalk about the weather and I totally got pee blocked..."

by Jimbo001 June 26, 2013

smart block

to steal one's idea to look smarter

Andrew: "The steam engine was catalyst of the scientific revolution."
Leo "I just said that, Andrew totally smart blocked me."

by rainbomonkeybuttsex November 21, 2011

block tax

50 dollars

block tax is 50 dollars dawg

by Definition Block May 15, 2021

Slobbery Block

An abnormally large amount of saliva on an object.

My sister-in-law offered me a slobbery block with my brother standing right there!

by myrealname2 April 18, 2021

Poster-block

In basketball, when an offensive player is poised to score emphatically on the defense, except at the last moment his shot, usually an easy dunk or layup, is blocked with an equal or greater amount of emphasis. The highlight then becomes the embarrassment of the offensive player not making his shot. See also "Posterized".

LeBron James totally Poster-Blocked Jason Richardson's 360 dunk!

by AirXMyth March 02, 2010

Blocking B

Blocking b is when you block a bitch who’s a cloud demon

Mann im Blocking B fuck her

by Instagram: simp.4nia February 14, 2022