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Cunt-Blocked

That thot just cunt-blocked me!
by Bryce and Daniel September 12, 2017
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Brill-blocked

When a young couple is sitting on a park bench and about to make-out; however, due to the old lady who just sat down next to them, first base is unable to be attained due to a comment made by the old lady, embarrassment, etc.
We had a great date. He bought me dinner and we walked around the park, but unfortunately we got Brill-blocked.
by MUNstar September 25, 2012
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Beer Blocking

Using your beer as a misdirection or to conceal something else from someone you're with.
George was beer blocking the napkin with that blonde bitch's phone number when his girl friend came to pick him up.
by Darth Frak April 3, 2016
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Blocking B

Blocking b is when you block a bitch who’s a cloud demon
by Instagram: simp.4nia February 13, 2022
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Cock Block

Verb: Late 20th century:

Any rejection or 'blocking' of effort to spend time or energy in the company of another person. This does NOT have to include the actual use ofa 'Cock' or regard the opposite sex.

"I just wanted to sleep in with my girlfriend on New Years Day, but her son called her at 2 a.m. to say he had vomited and expected that we would come clean it up. That was a serious 'cock block'!"

"I was on a date but Leo called, bored, and wanted his Mom to give him a ride home from his friends house at 2 a.m.! Dude, he 'Cock-Blocked' me again! WTF?!?"

See Pussy Block...
"I just wanted to sleep in with my girlfriend on New Years Day, but her son called her at 2 a.m. to say he had vomited and expected that we would come clean it up. That was a serious 'cock block'!"

"I was on a date but Leo called, bored, and wanted his Mom to give him a ride home from his friends house at 2 a.m.! Dude, he 'Cock-Blocked' me again! WTF?!?"
by D.J. Playnice January 6, 2022
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Block Walker

someone who walks stiff and block-like
That person walks like Minecraft Steve, they're a real block walker.
by sugden January 17, 2022
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Doc Block

When something and/or someone prevents you from watching Doctor Who
1. My mom took my TV privileges away, I'm getting Doc Blocked!

2. Netflix isn't working, I'm getting Doc Blocked!

3. "Hey Man, did you see the new Doctor Who episode on Saturday?"

"No, man, my cable was cut off, I got Doc Blocked"
by iloveoz1125 September 24, 2011
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