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White Bearded Lie

A Lie that is socially acceptable to perpetrate in order to evoke/indoctrinate a particular behavior or belief from an individual or group of people.
Examples of "White Bearded Lie":

If you are good all year Santa will bring you presents for Christmas.

Yes fluffy will go to heaven.

If you lie your nose will grow long.

Too much TV will make your eyes go square.

Sexual Intercourse is something that happens between a man and a woman who love each other very much.
by Santas little helper September 11, 2012
mugGet the White Bearded Liemug.

beard boy shaved

Following the same pattern as "fatboy slim". One guy who shaves hands, legs and chest but wears a lush beard.
Look, that`s beard boy shaved! All high school chicks get wet when he passes by!
by Reek-the-Prick August 29, 2019
mugGet the beard boy shavedmug.

beard release party

The celebration that occurs when the women who are pretending to be with the closeted gay men (in denial about beimg gay/homophobic) are able to leave their indentured servitude.
I recommend gold Lamay for decorations at the beard release party on August 5th 2017 #dawnsly #deepthoughts
by #uberdyke August 5, 2017
mugGet the beard release partymug.

Beards over Babies

An ideology founded by a small-brained, self-important, extinction-doomed gender, promoting the growth of facial hair, esp. in relation to gestation.
T-Rex: Sure, women get to feel the miracle of life growing inside them and the joy of birth or of laying eggs or WHATEVER, but we get to engineer hairy faces AT OUR LEISURE.

Utahraptor: I don't get why you're casting this in terms of a gender battle, but yeah- I'm with beards over babies too!
by Cortotto December 2, 2016
mugGet the Beards over Babiesmug.

you’re beard is weird

The highest level roast one can achieve making woman 30 miles radius completely wet. No panties are safe from this sick burn.
Yo dude you’re beard is weird

Damn you got my ass
by Bigboinutman October 24, 2018
mugGet the you’re beard is weirdmug.

Captain Red Beard

When a female is sitting on a bearded man's face and then all of sudden, her period starts and she says "aye aye Captain" as she bleeds into his beard.
Dude, I had her straddling over my head as I was eating her ass last night, then when she said "aye aye Captain" she bled all over me and I looked like Captain Red Beard afterwards.
by Djish91 November 27, 2016
mugGet the Captain Red Beardmug.

Skin-Bearded Bremillo

Chubby girl with a double chin. hense the skin beard.
"this party is wack... all i see is sausage and skin bearded bremillo's"
by sagz March 2, 2005
mugGet the Skin-Bearded Bremillomug.

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