When you are in a state of sobriety.
When you have not ingested any kind of mind-altering substances.
When you have not ingested any kind of mind-altering substances.
"I was sober as a bat," Said Y/N describing her state of being in past tense.
"Oh I gave up drinking a while ago. I'm sober as a bat these days,"
"Oh I gave up drinking a while ago. I'm sober as a bat these days,"
by Mary Shelly August 17, 2025
Get the Sober As A Bat mug.When two people, typically baseball players shove a baseball bats in their anus while the other puts a baseball in their anus. They then proceed to pass gas aggressively causing the bat and ball to fling out, ball hitting the bat.
by anonymous May 16, 2023
Get the Batting mug.January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.
Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?
No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.
Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!
No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.
Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!
by BatBiter99 May 22, 2023
Get the national bite the head off a bat day mug.My husband loves to swing on my pussy with his flesh bat, till he knocks one out of the park, and cums all the way home.
by Evond Kiss March 10, 2023
Get the Flesh bat mug.A bitch made individual. Usually someone who will do anything to suck the life out of you (and not in a good way). Cannot be trusted under any circumstances especially in the dark.
My boss is a fucking african river bat. He messaged me at 11:30 p.m and told me to get back to the office.
Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.
Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.
by GoldTesla June 13, 2024
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Get the Inflate A Bat Day mug.The sexual act of rescuing a hoe (paying her extra cash) and then holding both her ankles and dangling her upside down like a bat and forcing her to suck your dick until you spunk into her mouth, while she braids strands of your body hair into a tail to yank on.
Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"
Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"
Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"
by i megum 6 June 20, 2024
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