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Queered as a football bat

an operation which should be very simple, but purposely sabotaging that operation in order to serve against one's interests to serve a separate purpose.
They ended up setting a tracking device on my car so whever i drove the paid personal seems to always make an effort to attack my confidence. They queered the situation more than a football bat. They stole my home. Someone seems to blame me for every tragedy that's ever befallen their cursed family. My hometown has been Queered as a football bat
by NickLegit77 October 25, 2025
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Batting clean up

Last guy to go massage parlor right before they close at the end of the night and likes to chow box.
I work with this guy that likes to batting clean up. He shows up late to work a couple mornings every week with a big grin on his face. He must’ve batted clean up last night.
by Kitty 2 November 22, 2025
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Tism-Bat

People who like the character Man-Bat and has autism
I have Tism-Bat
by Batsy_thedarkknight December 1, 2025
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Face Bat

It's a mustache.
I've never been attracted to mustaches but now a face bat gets me every time!
by lolsnowski69420 December 28, 2025
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Batting

When two people, typically baseball players shove a baseball bats in their anus while the other puts a baseball in their anus. They then proceed to pass gas aggressively causing the bat and ball to fling out, ball hitting the bat.
Quinn and Ian were batting together
by anonymous May 16, 2023
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January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.
Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?

No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.

Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!
by BatBiter99 May 22, 2023
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Flesh bat

My husband loves to swing on my pussy with his flesh bat, till he knocks one out of the park, and cums all the way home.
by Evond Kiss March 10, 2023
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