snitzel bar

bar made out of snitzel, it tastes like an orgasm in your mouth, it can also be used as a exprssion of surprise

scary guy: BOO
You: holy snitzel bars that scared the shat outa me.

by blinkin_the light November 22, 2011

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Get the snitzel barmug.

bar furniture

Stools; a slightly cryptic way to talk about poop in polite company.

Man, I need to eat more fiber. I haven't seen bar furniture in days.

Dude, you should go shower, you totally smell like bar furniture.

by chinesedentist December 15, 2010

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Get the bar furnituremug.

bar-bi

Making out with your same-sex friends at a club with the sole intention of showing off and getting the attention of people you actually want to go home with.

Katy Perry has made a career out of her bar-bi stories.

by johnniesrotten February 27, 2011

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Get the bar-bimug.

C-Bar

Having or spending $100. C stands for "centum" the Latin word for 100. Bar stands for a bundle of bills.

I dropped a c-bar when I bought these pants.

by wxbeach October 30, 2011

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Get the C-Barmug.

(1: The term Zig Bar, Rig Saw or anything that sounds alike to those is a mating call often heard in the hills of Irvine, Kentucky. During the winter male hillbillies come out to do their Zig Bar mating calls.

(2: Xanax Bar.

"ZIIIIGGGGGGG BAAARRR!"

"Zigz bars!"

"Excuse me mam, Can I get 3 packs of Marlboro 72's and 2 Zig Bars?"

by giggity ziggity zig bar November 18, 2011

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bar flu

Another name for a hangover. Works very nicely when you have been out drinking until 2am and have to call in sick for work the next day. You can simply say you have "the flu". You can leave out the "bar" part.

Example: Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"

Mike: "ok"

Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has

the flu"

Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."

Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"
Mike: "ok"
Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has

the flu"
Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."

by Dr. Joshstein January 7, 2012

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