August 24th

The birthday of someone extremely desperate for love.

Friend 1: hey, is today your birthday?
Friend 2: yeah, why?
Friend 1: are you desperate for love..?
Friend 2: how'd you know..?😨
Friend 1: your birthday...august 24th it means your desperate for love.

by x3ny4o June 23, 2023

August 5th

National prank day.

Jerry: dude I killed my dog man.
Tom: Say you swear bro.
Jerry: nah man I’m js pranking you it’s august 5th
Tom: ohhh yah today is national prank day you got me good man.

by Jackflin August 5, 2023

August 24

National Kobe Bryant day ‘Mamba Day’ in memorial of Kobe Bryant he wore jersey number 8 and 24 in his years. August 24 is 8/24

Today is August 24 (8/24) National Kobe Bryant day!

by Preston D January 27, 2020

August 24th

Go see your ex girlfriend and give her a big hug and kiss and tell her you love her and of course you guys can get back together

Bob: yo Joe do you want to hangout on Sunday ?
Joe: oh I can’t dude that’s August 24th, I gotta go get back with my ex girlfriend

by Thedumbassbornonjune24 August 24, 2025

August 19th

the birthday of my wonderful booboo bear

(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ

"August 19th is my birthday!"
"I don't give a fuck :D"

by uwuqueen1234 August 18, 2022

National wash a window day on august 29

If you laugh even the slightest sounds like a window getting washed , then august 29 is your day!,

Boy1: hey bro isn’t national wash a window day on august 29, today?
Boy 2: oh yeah , i better wash a window this instant bro!

by Duck laugher April 12, 2023

August 6

On this day your gf has to give you a kiss. No exceptions. No excuses.

Bf: “hey it’s august 6”
Gf: “come over here and get ur kiss 🙄”

by Thisguy41230827 August 5, 2025