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cat attack

The bitch was talking shit, so she got CAT ATTACKED!
by lextacy August 1, 2007
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Milf Attacked

Milf means "mom I'd like to fuck". Its a word of affection males who like older women gave older women.

Unfortunately, older women's sense of self beauty is not derived from actual beauty. Its derived from her belief that adult women in their teens and 20's are a perversion of some kind and that only sickos fall in love with 18-27 year old women. "us 43 year old women are the hottest because only perverts like those 24 year old women."

Older women (including milfs) tend to lash out at older males (28+) who date young women and tell these males' young girlfriends to break up with them because age gaps are 'dangerous' and 'predatory'. This is known as a Milf Attack.
"You are 29. My niece is only 20. You are almost 30. that is too old for her. You dangerous creep"-typical milf attack.

"you are 45 and she is 25. That is sick. You dirty old man. creep. Sicko. Letch. Pervert. If she has any brains, she will run from you old man. MANIPULATOR!!!"-Typical milf attack from an older woman.

"No boytoy ever forgets where we were the first time we were milf attacked by an older woman because we were 29 and our girlfriend was 18. How dare us. thats just sooo 'sick'. She even told my girlfriend to break up with me because I was 'dangerous' due to being older. Older women (milfs) take our youth and then call us perverts and 'dangerous' when we get older and catch up on the time they took from us with a young beautiful lover of our own. That is milf's fatal character flaw. Unbelievable. Wow. Just wow."-typical boytoy blossoming into a milf attacked sugardaddy

"damn. My girlfriend's mother milf attacked me because I am 32 and she is 20. She told my girlfriend I'm dangerous. Now my girlfriend wont take my calls. I've never done anything 'dangerous'. What a bitch"-john
"wow. john. You got totally milf attacked!! Milfs got issues"
by Muscular Rugby Player January 8, 2009
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Attack helicopter

Attack helicopter is a gender you use when you're not funny and you dont understand what gender is.
Bigot 1: i IdEnTiFy As A AtTaCk HeLiCoPtEr xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxddxdxd you may laugh now, i said funni please i need internet points to reasure that im funny, that trans people bad, two genders xdxdxd, guys please give gold i need it

Bigot 2: OMG so funni xdxdxdxdxdxd, gilded

Normal person: One Joke...
by linkdeadjr March 7, 2020
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Attack Attack!

The musical equivalent of being forced to masturbate to Goatse, Tubgirl, Lemonparty, and the Pain Series all at once. Basically, one of the most unpleasant things ever.
If someone ever actually recommended Attack Attack! to me, I would fucking kill them on the spot. No joke.
by MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA August 23, 2009
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Attaches

His attaches are so fluffy, there are like air balloons
by charlotte and the attaches August 5, 2009
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fart attack

When you fart more than 5 times in a row and keep going.
Jim: Dude, i just had a fart attack in the bathroom

John: No wonder it smells
by wildboy500 March 3, 2010
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Attack

"Dood we and Cam totally attack that wall today on our boards."
by Gnarly Barkley September 27, 2007
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