Candy Apple

The shiny red ball of flesh that occurs when an anus prolapses, or in more dire circumstances the uterus itself

Damn That girl got done up and dropped out. Look at the candy apple on this skank!

by GeorgeRBourdieu June 01, 2012

apple computer

A computer that geeks buy to seperate themselves further from society

d00d I just bought this l33t Apple yesterday! It's fuckin' 0V3RC10CK4D

by Anonymous July 04, 2003

apple chucking

the act of throwing a patially eaten apple (preferably green) over a brick wall and thus hitting a car that is driving down the busy street on the other side of that wall; the coolest way of getting in trouble in Jr. High School. Especially when your name is Lori.

I'm bored, school sucks... Let's go apple chucking.

by *insert super hardcore/emo line here* April 13, 2005

Apple Grammar

The standard way of typing or verbally using Apple product terminology.

i: The "i" at the beginning of product names is always lowercase and is always followed by a capital letter (not a hyphen, space, or the like).

iPod touch: Never should be referred to as an "iTouch".
There is no such thing.

Proper Apple grammar insures I sound knowledgable about my favorite products.

I love my iPod.

I need to charge my iPhone.

Can I borrow your iPod touch?

by Apple Fan Boy June 02, 2011

Hell Apple

A young rotten or sour apple. Usually too young to be severely punished.

Dude, my little cuz just threatened me, wtf? She's such a hell apple!

by Cat666 July 03, 2008

Apple Head

An old sunburnt wrinkled face tweeker bitch from the I.E .

Damn! That Apple head is burnt being in the sun all day looking for aluminum cans.

by Juantastic July 05, 2018

apple weirdo

An apple weirdo is somebody who likes apples to the extent that they get exited even by the thought of apples, verging on addiction.

Seb: hey I'm going to the shops, do you want any apples??
Eleanor: yes please I can't stop thinking about them!!!!!!!!
Seb: you are definitely an apple weirdo ...

by someone358625658 May 21, 2011