Ape on a stick

A small moderately controllable being, such as a child or kitten, that is frustrating yet often humorous and endearing, much like a tailless primate.

Omg Lennie! You ape on a stick! Quit climbin’ the freakin’ mini blinds!

by Snakpak G December 31, 2020

ape milk

When one milks the teet of and monkey/ape. Very common practice found in the northeast.

“Hey, did you get that fresh jug of Ape Milk?”

by Ape Milker October 5, 2020

Ape Dos Mil

Yeah it's over,
You can bet in mid-October,
I will still be ranting bout most early may.
Yeah he's a winner
He's a god damned sinner.
While he dines I'm on the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumbling after
You're the reason
I cannot forget this season
Or the letter when you first referred to eight.
And I said

It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
You walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning.
It's not easy to know

Yeah it's over,
You can bet when mid-October ends,
I'll still be ranting bout most early may.
So yeah, he's a winner,
He's a goddamn sinner,
While he dines I'm in the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumblin' after
Yeah you're the reason i cannot forget this season.
Or the lesson how an Ape shall not kill Ape
And I said...

It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know

It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to know

I'm going under
You can trust a man who's a governor,
Ape can't trust man.

You can trust a man with a gun at all,
Ape can't trust man.

It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know

It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to choke

How could you win?
If you know he's back to blame
Knowing you're right, won't you wait?

Ape Dos Mil

by Death Menace May 11, 2023

AP Lang and Slang

The act of a student or a group of students purposefully using modern slang to anger the teacher.

In rebellion of the excessive amount of work we got, I would AP lang and slang with my friends.

by Naren.Y December 26, 2024

AP

A jewelry brand from Switzerland.

Rich the Kid: New bitch wanna fuck to my AP
Person 1: Wouldn't YOUR bitch want to fuck YOU?
Person 2: Yeah
Everyone: ......

by Eshay Bah November 17, 2018

the ap

Pronounced the app, a nickname for Minneapolis, MN. First used by 68 Gun Squad.

“Can’t wait to get back to the ap.”
“Bitch I’m from the ap!”

by 68 Tommy March 5, 2021

AP Chem

One of the worst APs to take. If you want to take it: DON'T. Tests test you on stuff you learned but didn't really learn. Overall, it's a pretty chill class, that's how you know it's evil.

Student A: "Why's Student C so happy?"
Student B: "They got a 61% on their last AP Chem test; that's the highest score!"

by APVictim December 15, 2025