fakey daves

A phrase used by someone with little education in the English language, to describe prescription glasses.

Maybe u need to go to spec savers
Fuck ad get ur money back mate they give you fakey daves

by TheMightyOracle February 14, 2018

Dave

White British male.

It's bakin', init Dave?

by SteamUser24632332 March 4, 2022

Dave Grohl

Dave grohl is great and the most atractive man you will ever see

wow i want to look like dave grohl so fucking bad!

by Estefanya April 22, 2021

Daving

To dave. Present tense of dave. Daved(past tense)

Daving someone is when you have a girl over and she gives you a blow job. You blow your load in her mouth without warning and kick her out of your room so that she has to sleep in the living room on your futon, cold and without any covers. That is the definition of "daving" someone.

by Beardedcap July 30, 2013

king dave

the coolest bloke to ever live.

king dave is extra cool!

by poopooassass70 December 21, 2021

Dave

To Dave (Verb) is an abbreviation of phrase: Distributing Audio Visual Equipment. If one is to Dave they must acquire an electronics distribution license, otherwise the act of DAVE-ing is invalidated and reduced to simple illegal trading.

“Yo did you see that couple? They set up all the equipment for this gig and then just continued partying!”

“Yeah you know what they say, couples that rave together dave together!”

by Dodgy Dave (wants sex) September 11, 2021

Dave Strider

a Homestuck character.

hes like.. really awesome, okay?..

"Dave Strider has to be one of the best Homestuck characters out there."

by termina11yCapricious July 29, 2025