White Bearded Lie

A Lie that is socially acceptable to perpetrate in order to evoke/indoctrinate a particular behavior or belief from an individual or group of people.

Examples of "White Bearded Lie":

If you are good all year Santa will bring you presents for Christmas.

Yes fluffy will go to heaven.

If you lie your nose will grow long.

Too much TV will make your eyes go square.

Sexual Intercourse is something that happens between a man and a woman who love each other very much.

by Santas little helper September 11, 2012

beard release party

The celebration that occurs when the women who are pretending to be with the closeted gay men (in denial about beimg gay/homophobic) are able to leave their indentured servitude.

I recommend gold Lamay for decorations at the beard release party on August 5th 2017 #dawnsly #deepthoughts

by #uberdyke August 5, 2017

firing the bearded lady

Giving a hand job (or masturbating, if you prefer), to completion

I just finished firing the bearded lady. That feels much better.

by bteambeyotches June 1, 2015

Cakes' Sprinkle Beard

when you cum on your girl's face, then put sprinkles on it like Salt Bae

I busted nuts n gave shawty a cakes' sprinkle beard.

by Lux Tesla February 18, 2020

you’re beard is weird

The highest level roast one can achieve making woman 30 miles radius completely wet. No panties are safe from this sick burn.

Yo dude you’re beard is weird

Damn you got my ass

by Bigboinutman October 24, 2018

Captain Red Beard

When a female is sitting on a bearded man's face and then all of sudden, her period starts and she says "aye aye Captain" as she bleeds into his beard.

Dude, I had her straddling over my head as I was eating her ass last night, then when she said "aye aye Captain" she bled all over me and I looked like Captain Red Beard afterwards.

by Djish91 November 27, 2016

Skin-Bearded Bremillo

Chubby girl with a double chin. hense the skin beard.

"this party is wack... all i see is sausage and skin bearded bremillo's"

by sagz March 2, 2005