bar made out of snitzel, it tastes like an orgasm in your mouth, it can also be used as a exprssion of surprise
by blinkin_the light June 05, 2011
n. That Infuriating handle above the door that is widely believed to provide stability and security in a moving vehicle. Generally used by mothers in the passenger seat who are convinced that they gave birth to their deaths in vehicular manslaughter form. Regardless of how skilled a driver you are, your mother will always make it seem like you just took a screeching U-turn at 45mph.
He looked over and saw her clutching the mommy bar and decided to give her a reason to. The news that night: man causes 15 car pile-up, comes out of the wreckage screeching curses about a "mommy bar" of some sort.
by Inqy dink December 18, 2009
by mic17 December 28, 2013
What C2s think are the true meaning of friendship. Granola bars are often used to get friendships with C2s. BUY GRANOLA BARS
C2: HOW COULD YOU NOT BRING A GRANOLA BAR?????
Person 3: I- I brought you these FruitSnacks.
C2: FRUITSNACKS ARE NOT OF EQUAL VALUE AS GRANOLA BARS!!!
Person 3: They're not?
C2: THAT'S IT! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!
Person 3: I- I brought you these FruitSnacks.
C2: FRUITSNACKS ARE NOT OF EQUAL VALUE AS GRANOLA BARS!!!
Person 3: They're not?
C2: THAT'S IT! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021
A bar shuffle is a solution to the common problem of when there are two non adjacent empty bar stools. It is when someone moves to an adjacent empty seat at a bar in order to allow for the two empty seats to be together so two people can sit next to each other. Sometimes the bartender will ask people to perform the bar shuffle, and other times a kind patron may offer.
Excuse me, do you mind doing a bar shuffle so these two people can sit next to each other?
Do you guys want to sit? Let me bar shuffle to the seat next to me so there’s room for both of you.
Do you guys want to sit? Let me bar shuffle to the seat next to me so there’s room for both of you.
by Salty fish November 10, 2017
A black haired whore that stays at the bar and leaves her child with anyone that will watch him maybe even a sex offender
by Chickennnnnnsssssss November 04, 2019
by Hercolena Oliver April 17, 2010