Mr. Brown is at the window 

To have the Turtle's Head, to be Touching Cloth. An emergency situation involving Mr. Brown

Oh Jesus! Mr. Brown is at the window, excuse me a minute whilst I see him off.

Mr. Brown is at the window by Baron Of Stuff November 27, 2007

Tit Window 

An otherwise normal woman's shirt with a completely pointless hole in the middle, below the neckband, specifically designed to display her cleavage. Not to be confused with a regular low-cut shirt.

It's fine to wear short shorts and a tank top and say you aren't asking for attention, but if you say the same thing while wearing a shirt with a tit window you need to shut the fuck up.

Tit Window by AntonioCastagnoli September 9, 2016

we have a window 

The brief time you have to have sex when your kids are away

Hay babe we have a window

we have a window by Wow they’re reading this April 26, 2022

window minimization 

(Noun) The medical condition whereby a drug user suffers from the illusion that his desktop windows are minimizing and maximizing of their own accord, for no apparent reason.

Whoa maaan, my windows are like.. totally minimizing. That's just sooo out there maaan

window minimization by Anon April 21, 2005

windowsreallypissesmeoff

When your os (operating system) is windows, and it shuts down on you when you are doing something really important.

GOD DAMNIT!! Windows just windowsreallypissesmeoffed!

windowsreallypissesmeoff by Jeremy November 26, 2004

Window Bating

When seeing an attractive person outside your window, you then proceed to pull down your pants and masturbate to that individual.

I was caught window bating when my mom saw me when she was talking to her hot friend.

Window Bating by I am a Vegas accident March 27, 2011

window pain 

Window Pain
To Window Pain is to take LSD by using a eye dropper,
and placing drops into the eye. It is a fast and effective
way to take acid inducing the desired effect almost emediatly.

Mr. Stickey Ickey Window Pained Some Acid today.

window pain by Mr. Stickey Ickey July 20, 2008