Sperm whale

When you ejaculate into a woman's bellybutton and slap the sides of her stomach so that it shoots up like the Waterhole of a whale

"It got kinda messy when I gave my girl the Sperm Whale last night, worth it tho"

by Niggamus Prime July 31, 2019

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Cater Whaling

Person or a group of people, notably fatso, who eats catering food DAILY! Especially in corporate environment.

"Good lord, look at that fatso, she's Cater Whaling daily, no time to clean! Trash is overloaded and torn apart!"

by omegafood November 14, 2019

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Whale knot

When your shit gets caught in your ass hair and makes little balls (or knots). Can also be known as dingleberry’s.

- Hey bro, I can’t come out tonight.
- why not?
- I’ve got to deal with a few whale knots... I’ll come out next weekend.

by JoeBerry November 25, 2019

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Tinder Whale

Typical fat girl who is on tinder trying to slob on your knob.

Tom: Joey you need some pussy
Joey: Yeah I'll probably just hit up a tinder whale

by Wildcard_5_ March 5, 2019

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A very fat woman usually accustomed to principles. They easily respond to mating calls especially if you say "doiki doiki". They hate children and adults alike and are very loud both under and above water. They also love child abuse being one of their greatest achievements.

Oi, look at that whale in its natural habitat. oh man is it fat, wait why is it coming here "Fuck off whale" shit shit shit now I have detention.

by SDBS March 17, 2019

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