Vagina

George W. Bush, our \"President.\"

I can\'t believe that a vagina runs our country.

by Dub P January 29, 2006

vagina neck

That fleshy, droopy, wobbly, wrinkly looking skin that old ladies get below thier chin. There is usually a big saggy crease down the middle of the neck and two folds on either side so it kinda looks like a vagina.

Did you see the vagina neck on that lady from the titanic movie!?

by hotboxin November 28, 2005

vagina head

A head that has a cut lined face in it and has a hair on he/her head...bushy hair or can be shaved.

My friends vagina head hair got shaved yesterday.

by Man Vuong April 22, 2006

vagina blocker

Like a cock blocker but the other way around

i was going to fuck that guy but she took him from me. what a vagina blocker!

by asfgd January 26, 2008

Hot Monkey Vagina

HMV for short. Desirable women with great bodies.

Lets go to the bar tonight and look for Hot Monkey Vagina.

by oscarbaby October 17, 2008

Jailhouse Vagina

Take a rubber glove, squirt some oil or grease into it. Wrap your pillow around it, and tie it together with a belt. Now go ahead and fuck the everliving shit out of it. This is the only form of sexual gratification that many non-gay inmates get.

Yo man, I was all set to go out on that date with Mandy Moore, untill she found that jailhouse vagina in the backseat of my car and dumped me.

by The noodler September 9, 2004

vagina booger

Thick, snotty mucus that flows from the vagina, usually creamy white, if yellow..... back away!

fUCK! My panties are full of vagina boogers.

by PistonHonda May 13, 2005