Man 1: Mark loves fucking Donna while she's on the rag.
Man 2: Well obviously, he's got a total Vampenis after reading that Twilight bullshit he loves the blood all over his dick
Man 2: Well obviously, he's got a total Vampenis after reading that Twilight bullshit he loves the blood all over his dick
by Zboner December 7, 2009
Get the vampenis mug.by greatgazoo19 November 23, 2010
Get the Vampa Claus mug.Related Words
Vampires
• Vamps
• vambora
• vampyres
• vam
• vampirefreak
• vampire weekend
• vamoose
• Vamshi
• vamping
V. vamp
vamping
Vibing to chill ass music (chill hop, vaporwave, bedroom pop, whatever) and cruising in a car at night alone or with some homies
(being baked out of your gourds is encouraged but not required)
vamping
Vibing to chill ass music (chill hop, vaporwave, bedroom pop, whatever) and cruising in a car at night alone or with some homies
(being baked out of your gourds is encouraged but not required)
by LordoftheVamp April 16, 2018
Get the vamp mug.A goth person who wants to hook up with someone who isn't a goth.
The intended "prey" of the vampire may either be a one night stand or a committed significant other.
The intended "prey" of the vampire may either be a one night stand or a committed significant other.
"Sara's new boyfriend isn't goth at all; she's a total vampire."
"Jesse's acting like a vampire tonight because he's hitting on that preppy chick."
"Jesse's acting like a vampire tonight because he's hitting on that preppy chick."
by Maxim45 August 7, 2009
Get the Vampire mug.by xxxamanda October 8, 2008
Get the shit vampires! mug.A girl who is so obsessed with vampires she'll put in fake fangs and dress like one (choice of clothing depends on era from which the vampire subject of obsession is from.)
Carl: Did you see that cute goth chick on the corner?
James: That wasn't a goth, that was a vampette.
James: That wasn't a goth, that was a vampette.
by leolightman October 6, 2010
Get the Vampette mug.a good instance of something so absurdly and devastatingly overrated that it has it own "academic" "field" of "studies".
(BTW, something can't be "totally unique" if it was based off a movie made in the early ninties--no matter what any of these wastoids say about what is "the true buffy". Take a hint.)
(BTW, something can't be "totally unique" if it was based off a movie made in the early ninties--no matter what any of these wastoids say about what is "the true buffy". Take a hint.)
Buffy the vampire slayer is overrated; let's have Larry Sanders Studies too! I'll bet a hell of a lot more can come out of that show.
by Sheallee December 11, 2008
Get the buffy the vampire slayer mug.