the unicorn light principle

States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.

Example:

Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!

by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013

The unicorn

When youre about to fuck a girl from behind and stick a big suction cup dildo to her forehead like a horn. While she hesitates in utter confusion, you slide your dick real quick into her ass, making her then gallop in excitement, much like a horse.

"Yo man why you buying that huge ass dildo? I didn’t know you swing like that. "
"Nah bro I'm tryin to do the unicorn on my girl tonight !"
"Niiiiiiice, can I watch?"

by MeatBeater69 September 24, 2017

Eating Unicorn

when a male puts a dildo on his fore head and eats her pussy while the dildo is in her ass

me and chad wanted to experiment so we tried the Eating Unicorn last night and it was amazing

by SEXPOSTIONMASTER6969 January 10, 2019

unicorn shoe horn

When a person straps a dildo to their head and shoves it up someone's ass.

She pissed him off and got the unicorn shoe horn.

by Theunicorner January 31, 2017

unicorn goals

when you really want to be a unicorn and make the effort to call another unicorn ur 'unicorn goals' in the hope of them making you a unicorn as well. The request of being turned can also be turned down.

Celina: your so my unicorn goals
Dylan: shut up I'm not making you a unicorn

by cupcake 2014 September 19, 2016

Evil unicorn

A evil form of a Fucking ass unicorn.

A casual roblox game called "adopt me" has a evil unicorn in it

by Evilunicorn June 21, 2021

Dusty Unicorn

Doing a line of cocaine off someone's erect penis

Richard: "Hey Guys, I have blow, wanna do a dusty unicorn off my boner?"

"Hey, you ever done a dusty unicorn? Cause I got blow... And an erection"

Cocaine and an erection... All the ingredients you need for a dusty unicorn.

by B-Jects March 12, 2025