You are a dank unicorn.
by Dickdick62 October 21, 2017
A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.
"Have you got your safety unicorn?" You.
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me
by TiggyMima February 17, 2016
by SEXPOSTIONMASTER6969 January 10, 2019
by lady kit July 11, 2014
Person 1: “You want to see Squishy unicorn?”
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.
by Emo#3 November 22, 2021
by Dustinyv June 18, 2019