Anything in ones way along the most direct path between your current location and the nearest toilet when arriving at the privy is a very "time sensitive affair". These obstacles should be lept over with haste and zeal proportional to how severe a turtle head is in progress.
"Dude, Jibba gambled with some Taco Bell and lost, he stiff legged it all the way to his front door, he opened it up and his dog rushed him, his girlfriend started in on him, and his cell phone rang simultaneously. He proved he has mastered the art of the turd hurdle."
by Mr. Blobfish August 6, 2016
Get the Turd Hurdle mug.A sloppy brownish color infused with yellow, off-white, pea green and red. This color is based on a Shaver Survey of public restrooms focusing primarily on gay bars, truck stops, McDonalds and rural strip clubs.
Percy said he wanted to mix a host of colours together to achieve a ralicious "turd brown" look for his riviting portrait of Mr. Squeezer.
by Alfonso T. Watt November 9, 2010
Get the Turd Brown mug.A shat that is multiple shades of brown, usually embedded in the same gnarly turd. Not to be confused withpoopinashit.
It's the product of eating chinese food, thai food, mexican food, and pizza within a 24 hr. period.
It's the product of eating chinese food, thai food, mexican food, and pizza within a 24 hr. period.
Fella: "Yo, G-Dawg, I think I just joined the armed forces!"
G-Dawg: "Sup, You shit a camo-turd?"
Fella: "Yeah mane, howd you know?"
G-Dawg: "Cause we ate the same thing today, fella."
G-Dawg: "Sup, You shit a camo-turd?"
Fella: "Yeah mane, howd you know?"
G-Dawg: "Cause we ate the same thing today, fella."
by rubtwostix February 14, 2012
Get the camo-turd mug.Its when a guy has sex with a girl analy and he puts the poopy penis in her mouth and she spits it into his mouth and he spits it back into her mouth
Man #1: Yo i gave my grandma some turd crustys last night!
Man #2: Really? how did it taste?
Man #1: How do you think it taste? It taste like a turd being spit into my mouth
Man #2: Really? how did it taste?
Man #1: How do you think it taste? It taste like a turd being spit into my mouth
by EpicProdigyC October 27, 2011
Get the Turd Crustys mug.When you have a very extreme bowl movement consisting of (one) extra large deposit of waste that always results in a water flow obstruction within the toilet. This will without question require a tool to dislodge the stoppage. By no means consult a plummer for the proper flow will resume when extraction is completed. extra soaking time may help loosen material and expedite full water flow
Zak you just laid a "logger turd" the size of a rolling pin. Go get the plunger quickly before it sets up like portland cement. Moron ass hole!
by Zeektoad February 13, 2010
Get the Logger Turd mug.(Adjective) Turd Basket. Turd Basket refers to sombody whom you think is a Dumb Ass or is full of shit.
Your a Hecking Turd Basket.
John Doe is a real Turd Basket.
I can not deal with theas Turd Baskets anny more.
John Doe is a real Turd Basket.
I can not deal with theas Turd Baskets anny more.
by Mr.Cats July 2, 2020
Get the Turd Basket mug.A person who is not "in-the-know" or lacks knowledge about the technical specifications (specs) of any particular electronic device or computer programming.
Wally: Say I just bought that Samsung Blu-ray player for $399, it's the cheapset I've seen so far.
Chuck: Your such a "spec-turd" Wally, that Sammy lacks the latest interactive features and is not technically up to spec. Why do you think it went on sale for? They want to get rid of them.
Chuck: Your such a "spec-turd" Wally, that Sammy lacks the latest interactive features and is not technically up to spec. Why do you think it went on sale for? They want to get rid of them.
by Big Gabe January 4, 2008
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