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Death Turd

1: A shit/turd so painful it Kills you.
2:The Last shit you will ever take before you die.
3: The dump someone takes on death row before they meet 'ole-sparky'
4: When you die and THEN you shit yourself, being definatley the last shit you ever take!
5:When someone has been on the toilet so long and never come out, they must have shith their Death Turd.
6: A Shit so horrible it is the harbinger of DEATH!
7: Barack Obama
1: My Dad... he... He shit his Death Turd!
2: As i sat by my dying father's side, i held his hand, it was such a solemn moment... Until he Shit his Death Turd
3: Times up Maggot, its off to the chair with you, hurry up and shit your Death Turd.
4: I Watched my dad die on the street, i wept until i caught the scent of his Death Turd.
5: Theyve been in there an hour, i think they shit their Death Turd!
6:Oh God, the world's gonna END, i just Shit a Death Turd.
7: I went to Washington and Met the Nation's Death Turd.
by MajorBabeMarshal June 14, 2012
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The Uncertain Turd

The one small turd that remains in your butt and refuses to join it's friends after you've dropped all the other logs into the toilet. No matter how much you push, it pokes out a little, but always goes back in once you stop.
The Uncertain Turd: mama always said, "if all your friends jumped into the toilet bowl, would you jump to?"
by EatMyPubes January 26, 2011
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Turd Brown

A sloppy brownish color infused with yellow, off-white, pea green and red. This color is based on a Shaver Survey of public restrooms focusing primarily on gay bars, truck stops, McDonalds and rural strip clubs.
Percy said he wanted to mix a host of colours together to achieve a ralicious "turd brown" look for his riviting portrait of Mr. Squeezer.
by Alfonso T. Watt November 9, 2010
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Turd Hurdle

Anything in ones way along the most direct path between your current location and the nearest toilet when arriving at the privy is a very "time sensitive affair". These obstacles should be lept over with haste and zeal proportional to how severe a turtle head is in progress.
"Dude, Jibba gambled with some Taco Bell and lost, he stiff legged it all the way to his front door, he opened it up and his dog rushed him, his girlfriend started in on him, and his cell phone rang simultaneously. He proved he has mastered the art of the turd hurdle."
by Mr. Blobfish August 6, 2016
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Turf Turd

When your going for a walk and all of a sudden have to do a number 2 .. so you do it on someone's lawn.
I went to go to my friends last night and had to take a turf turd.
by Triple Trolls July 14, 2017
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Turd Basket

(Adjective) Turd Basket. Turd Basket refers to sombody whom you think is a Dumb Ass or is full of shit.
Your a Hecking Turd Basket.
John Doe is a real Turd Basket.
I can not deal with theas Turd Baskets anny more.
by Mr.Cats July 2, 2020
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turd-burn

whe you take a really hot shit while playing footbal. smearing down your pants and burning your pants.
I got a turd-burn while playing football.
by footballgod November 12, 2015
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