1: A shit/turd so painful it Kills you.
2:The Last shit you will ever take before you die.
3: The dump someone takes on death row before they meet 'ole-sparky'
4: When you die and THEN you shit yourself, being definatley the last shit you ever take!
5:When someone has been on the toilet so long and never come out, they must have shith their Death Turd.
6: A Shit so horrible it is the harbinger of DEATH!
7: Barack Obama
2:The Last shit you will ever take before you die.
3: The dump someone takes on death row before they meet 'ole-sparky'
4: When you die and THEN you shit yourself, being definatley the last shit you ever take!
5:When someone has been on the toilet so long and never come out, they must have shith their Death Turd.
6: A Shit so horrible it is the harbinger of DEATH!
7: Barack Obama
1: My Dad... he... He shit his Death Turd!
2: As i sat by my dying father's side, i held his hand, it was such a solemn moment... Until he Shit his Death Turd
3: Times up Maggot, its off to the chair with you, hurry up and shit your Death Turd.
4: I Watched my dad die on the street, i wept until i caught the scent of his Death Turd.
5: Theyve been in there an hour, i think they shit their Death Turd!
6:Oh God, the world's gonna END, i just Shit a Death Turd.
7: I went to Washington and Met the Nation's Death Turd.
2: As i sat by my dying father's side, i held his hand, it was such a solemn moment... Until he Shit his Death Turd
3: Times up Maggot, its off to the chair with you, hurry up and shit your Death Turd.
4: I Watched my dad die on the street, i wept until i caught the scent of his Death Turd.
5: Theyve been in there an hour, i think they shit their Death Turd!
6:Oh God, the world's gonna END, i just Shit a Death Turd.
7: I went to Washington and Met the Nation's Death Turd.
by MajorBabeMarshal June 14, 2012
Get the Death Turdmug. Turd-boiler refers to a car that is of advanced age and runs like shit. It doesn't run smoothly, hiccupping along and spewing clouds of noxious fumes as it labors along. Also, it is an embarrassment to be seen in, either owning it or riding in it.
by Dr shammy December 24, 2018
Get the Turd-boilermug. When you have a very extreme bowl movement consisting of (one) extra large deposit of waste that always results in a water flow obstruction within the toilet. This will without question require a tool to dislodge the stoppage. By no means consult a plummer for the proper flow will resume when extraction is completed. extra soaking time may help loosen material and expedite full water flow
Zak you just laid a "logger turd" the size of a rolling pin. Go get the plunger quickly before it sets up like portland cement. Moron ass hole!
by Zeektoad February 13, 2010
Get the Logger Turdmug. It can be used as homosexual diss towards your freinds.
A combination george jetson's sprockets and a piece of poop.
A combination george jetson's sprockets and a piece of poop.
by ya b0y kiZz January 6, 2008
Get the Turd Sprocketmug. 1. A person who lived in England for a short time but still uses a British accent.
2. A guy who thinks he knows everything about soccer just because he spent time in England or the U.K.
2. A guy who thinks he knows everything about soccer just because he spent time in England or the U.K.
That guy is such a British Turd. He grew up in Buffalo, lived the the UK for three years, yet still pretends to have a British accent.
The British Turd says "it will be a lovely day on the pitch." He roots for ManU. He lived in England for a couple of years yet he thinks he knows everything about soccer.
The British Turd says "it will be a lovely day on the pitch." He roots for ManU. He lived in England for a couple of years yet he thinks he knows everything about soccer.
by Swampydawg February 7, 2014
Get the British Turdmug. Anything in ones way along the most direct path between your current location and the nearest toilet when arriving at the privy is a very "time sensitive affair". These obstacles should be lept over with haste and zeal proportional to how severe a turtle head is in progress.
"Dude, Jibba gambled with some Taco Bell and lost, he stiff legged it all the way to his front door, he opened it up and his dog rushed him, his girlfriend started in on him, and his cell phone rang simultaneously. He proved he has mastered the art of the turd hurdle."
by Mr. Blobfish August 6, 2016
Get the Turd Hurdlemug. A sloppy brownish color infused with yellow, off-white, pea green and red. This color is based on a Shaver Survey of public restrooms focusing primarily on gay bars, truck stops, McDonalds and rural strip clubs.
Percy said he wanted to mix a host of colours together to achieve a ralicious "turd brown" look for his riviting portrait of Mr. Squeezer.
by Alfonso T. Watt November 9, 2010
Get the Turd Brownmug.