tough toilets 

A popular Midwestern expression similar to "Tough Luck."

Guess what republicans, you lost the election again, tough toilets! or This letter here says that I can't keep my $1000 a month junk health insurance policy that only covers a box of band-aids, oh well, tough toilets!

tough toilets by BanditFan November 16, 2013

touchaphobic 

one who has the fear of touching someone, or having someone touch them.

"i think it's amazing now you two are so touchaphobic. i've dated a bunch of people, and none of my relationships have ever been like that"

touchaphobic by steve carroll January 22, 2005

Tough titty Tuesday 

Occurs on Tuesday when life suddenly becomes tough. tough titties Usually used to blame any inconvenience that happens in your life on tough titty Tuesday

“I failed my test today , my cat hasn’t pooped all day , and my spaghetti don’t fit in my dryer. Why does this happen to me?”

Bro it’s Tough titty Tuesday ( TTT) this always happens

Tough titty Tuesday by Swagmuffin1 April 8, 2019

Touché. 

Other persons better thinking just verbally slapped you. Used sarcastically to indicate that one is unable to argue against another's absurd logic, or a witty point.

Bart: I want to go with you, Dad.
Homer: Don’t you have school?
Bart: Don’t you have work?
Homer: Ah, Touché.

Touché. by anailuJ October 4, 2006

get u touched 

a nice way of saying I will kill you or hurt someone

In an argument, "you better watch your back fool, I'm gonna get u touched." You extra regular ass nigga!

get u touched by Ms. Lilly July 16, 2006

West Virginia Tiki Torch 

A stick with a rag wrapped around one end then lit on fire.

Me and June bug were sittin by the creek, the gnats were eatin us up so we lit up a West Virginia Tiki Torch.

West Virginia Tiki Torch by Levi Man December 27, 2010

Texas Tongue Torch 

Hide a very hot bottle of hot sauce in your bed. Bring home a one night stand and perform cunnilingus on her. Just before she reaches climax quickly shake several drops of sauce onto your tongue and give her the Texas Tongue Torch!

I was down on some bitches box, and man that shit smelled! She was a Tuba. So I went to the kitchen, grabbed the hot sauce, and gave her the Texas Tongue Torch! Maybe she'll wash that shit next time.

Texas Tongue Torch by The Rock B Town March 8, 2011