floor waffle

A white female who likes to be gang banged by 15 or more black males in the men’s bathroom of IHOP or Denny’s

Yo you know that girl Terry, she’s such a floor waffle

by Bigbol93 July 28, 2018

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Waffle Balls

When you get kicked in the balls so hard that it leaves the imprint from the shoe.

Willie Black was being such a deuce that Shawn kicked him in the balls and gave him Waffle Balls.

by The Judi Show March 21, 2016

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blow waffle

When a group of people scream "BLOW WAFFLE" at someone and then throw a bunch of syrupy waffles at them

Group: BLOW WAFFLE

person: ahhhh!!! Mother fucker got syrup in my eye

by Warm_milk January 09, 2016

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angry waffle

when you ejaculate into a waffle maker and use your semen to make a waffle. You then feed it to your significant other making them chase after you angrily.

Dude, I just fed my wife another angry waffle. Her name is Ronny

by Tamir_69 December 03, 2015

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loaded waffle

A load of shit; bullshit; you're full of shit. Designed for the professional environment.

"Hey, did you know Ebola is really a Russian-Cuban conspiracy plotted to wound every aspect of the US and its people?"

*Anthony sniffed his nose and continued working, "That sounds like a loaded waffle to me," he said.

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by GenuineFlea October 31, 2014

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