parking lot shark

Those kids who ride around parking lots on their bikes, yelling stuff at cars that pass by or just getting in the way of people driving their cars. Usually prominent on Saturday afternoons, usually about age 13-15.

They ride little tiny bikes that don't fit them, mostly.

Parking Lot Shark: HAY FAT GIRL! Hurrrhurrrhurr. *Laughs with friends*

Steph: Those dang Parking Lot Sharks get more annoying every weekend.

by MeTheTree February 16, 2007

Sorbet Shark Cookie

An OBTAINABLE character on Cookie Run:Ovenbreak.

Sorbet Shark Cookie: OooOOOOooOoOoOOOooooOooOoOOooOoO

Me (Spinach Cookie): tf is he saying lel

by Spinach Cookie January 21, 2022

But baby...it's shark week!

The perfect excuse to get your significant other to do something. Like let you put it in her butt.

Suzie: I've told you a thousand times, no! You cannot put it in my butt!
John: But baby...it's shark week!
Suzie: *sigh* I'll get the lube.

by 00fatty00 February 18, 2011

Hammerhead Penis shark

It is the rare shark hammerhead penis

holy shit a hammerhead penis shark

by shark penis November 20, 2010

Shark Week

1. A group of kids that are gods of wherever they preside.

1. That shark week scares me, because they are all powerful.

by the bearded bear March 25, 2009

punched a shark

A phrase originating in St. Therese science class, after a marine-biology video.

1 to punch some one or something dangerous
2 to do something incredible
3 to masturbate
4 Take a dump

1 "Wow, he just went up and punched a shark!"
2 "After he jumped over Charlie Sheen, everyone said 'jimmy punched a shark'"
3 "after his date Sean went home and punched a shark"
4 "after the buffet i punched a shark"

by JRizzledizzle June 1, 2007

leap shark

when something that jumped the shark from the get-go is the inspiration for something else that jumps the shark from the get-go i.e. when something uncreative and overly derivative is the inspiration for something else overly derivative and uncreative.

this definition is playing leap shark with the critic. IT STINKS!

by corduroymarch September 20, 2005