sad clown

adj, adv, describing an artistic expression, work, action, or attitude which is trite, maudlin, clumsy and overearnest.
"The Black Hole" is a sad-clown rendition of Kubrick's "2001", simplifying the latter's rarefied metaphysics into simplistic Manichean notions of heaven and hell.
by condour August 06, 2003
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Mad Clown

A sexual predator dressed up in face paint, a red nose, a colorful fro wig, with floppy shoes.
When I was ten years old I stumbled into a dark alley in the city and saw the Mad Clown, with his sinister grin, running towards me with a squeaky horn and I got the FUCK out of there!
by Timothy Tool September 03, 2004
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Clown Core

Belligerent DoD contractors that run people off the road in their Ford F-250s (diesel) while mashing on the gas to the point of pouring black smoke everywhere and recruiting for the T-ban.
Wow, Clown Core is really in a hurry to get back to sitting around their camp today, with no alcohol.
by Matt Honcho July 17, 2008
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Beef Clown

Someone who shows up to a party dressed as a clown and tends to be confrontational. They are commonly in denial about their status as a Beef Clown and are abrasive when reminded of it.
I can't believe Karen is still in denial, everyone knows she is a huge beef clown!
by TheSauce330 June 29, 2011
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Bobo the Clown

Female version of the clown mouth.
The act of a menstruating female fellating her lover, post unprotected vaginal intercourse. The resulting effect of the blow job is a red clown mouth on her.
Andy - Dude, Allison went all Bobo the Clown on me last night.

Randy - Siiiiiick. Really? I prefer to avoid my girlfriend's vagina when she is menstruating.

Andy - I know, but she really wanted the hog. I told her, "if you make a mess, you have to clean it up."
by RickyDeep March 19, 2014
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angry clown

When a man and a woman are engaged in sexual intercourse with the woman bent over. When the man nears climax, he proceeds to lift his fist high and give the woman a solid punch to the kidney. This causes the woman to tense up resulting in a tighter snatch.
Man, that skank, I gave her the old angry clown.
by angry clown March 03, 2005
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Clown Shoes

Goofy as fuck looking, and serves no porpouse but to make people laugh!!
Flavor Flav is a pair of Clown Shoes what else can i say....YEAH BOOOY!!!!
by Pedro and Woodstock March 15, 2009
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