Thunder Cunting is the act of throwing an object as hard as possible at someone or something in particular
Friend: Mark go long!
*The foot ball the friend throws ends up flying past Mark and hitting an elderly woman in the head at a tremendous force*
Mark: Holy Crap! You thunder cunted that foot ball at that poor woman!
*The foot ball the friend throws ends up flying past Mark and hitting an elderly woman in the head at a tremendous force*
Mark: Holy Crap! You thunder cunted that foot ball at that poor woman!
by Sanpelltello April 8, 2024

by Matreyu April 14, 2017

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

by Theophrastus Bombastus von Pro October 30, 2021

The action of using ones entire body and soul to punt an object with as much force as physically possible and as far as physically possible, this is done usually in an aggressive manner and This manoeuver is typically reserved for toddlers since they are fucking evil shittlings that terrorise anyone within earshot with satanic shrills and they crave nothing but blood, violence and breast milk however, anything small enough is thunder-cuntable
There are a few reasons as to why one may decide to "thunder-cunt" a child, animal or object however it is most commonly done as a result of the perpetrator being annoyed or irritated by the target or simply as a joke as it is fucking hilarious. The sole exception is toddlers as it is obligatory to greet them with an almighty thunder-cunt.
The exact origins of the meme remain unknown however it was first popularised by a comment left on an Instagram reel of a child snarling and chasing the camera man and the meme had resurfaced in the comments section of multiple YouTube shorts.
There are a few reasons as to why one may decide to "thunder-cunt" a child, animal or object however it is most commonly done as a result of the perpetrator being annoyed or irritated by the target or simply as a joke as it is fucking hilarious. The sole exception is toddlers as it is obligatory to greet them with an almighty thunder-cunt.
The exact origins of the meme remain unknown however it was first popularised by a comment left on an Instagram reel of a child snarling and chasing the camera man and the meme had resurfaced in the comments section of multiple YouTube shorts.
Person 1: that kids god awful screaming is driving me fucking insane.
Person 2: give me a second *thunder-cunts the child*
Person 1: thank you so fucking much
Person 2: give me a second *thunder-cunts the child*
Person 1: thank you so fucking much
by Ethishaam May 30, 2024

A type of drinking game played along to the AC/DC song Thunder. Each time the song says Thunder one person drinks until Thunder is said again. Don't expect to be sober long.
by ImInCollege July 4, 2016

It happens when someone's tongue is inside of another person's ass. While the tongue is inserted, the person receiving the oral pleasure has flatulence. This flatulence rolls the tongue, creating the name.
by Seb2033 February 4, 2024
