KUG Wash

Activity in which the Penis is deep cleaned, 1st with a layer of hair gel, then scrubbed with rough sandpaper, and finished with icy hot.

“Group KUG wash in 5!!!”

by Asymmmm620 November 21, 2024

Mouth Wash

It is insane how much relief I got from that.

Hym "Really. Using mouth Wash one time was enough to radically improve my symptoms overnight. I still feel the excess fluid in my ears when I swallow but still... Not feeling like I could stroke out at any second is nice..."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

Sane Washing

what New York Times does when it gets hold of an insane Trump soundbyte

Coined on Twitter by Aaron Rupar, Sane Washing happens when Casino Mobster Donald Trump speaks his usual nonsensical word salad and then "paper of record" New York Times cleans it up like a dirty vegetable and serves it up to readers as cogent thought.

by Uncle Joosie September 5, 2024

Wash the Dog

Secret code for masturbation.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."

by DrDirtea September 6, 2016

ps4 washed

A term used to describe xbox players who behave and play like ps4 players. They don't necessarily leave the xbox community completely This is used negatively towards people. For example, they'd use terms that ps4 players would usually use or adapt to ps4 player playstyle. They lose sense of who they are.

Stop doing hades 6v6s you're a ps4 washed weirdo get out of my party.

by Gloul September 7, 2022

Washing The Rug

Cumming into a sex doll that has already been came in by other men; insinuating your dick is being cleansed by the other men’s semen

Craig: Yo John, i was washing the rug the other day.
John: Intentionally!?!? You fuckin gay?
Craig: Shiiiiit....

by Enzooooooooo February 7, 2019

Minnesota Car Wash

When your car gets sprayed from snow from another vehicle not properly cleaned

I was driving down the interstate when I got a Minnesota Car Wash.

by Supwititdoe February 3, 2022