Doc Rivers

Doc Rivers is an adjective for someone who always makes up excuses for their own mistakes. No matter what happens, even if it is clearly their fault. They will always blame something or someone else.

“Jake is Doc Rivers, he blamed me for getting into a car accident because I woke him up on time for work!”

by Mr. unlimited March 28, 2024

River

ONE OF THE MOST SEXIEST MF's EVER

"oh hey it's papi River lol"

by notcaiden👀 December 2, 2021

Texas River Mouth

A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020

Hudson river

When you go to the store to buy a 12 pack or crayons and go home to stick all of them up your ass, and shit out a Rainbow

Little billy and his friends had the best Hudson River

by RoomService November 6, 2021

Rivers Cuomo

Looks like Buddy Holly. Also the leader, 2nd guitarist, and singer for the band "Weezer".

Rivers Cuomo just killed my best friend with a shoelace

by pussyhound420 October 29, 2023

From the river to the sea

A genocidal phrase that calls for the destruction of Israel and the genocide of all of its people.

A phrase used by brainwashed cult members indoctrinated into antisemitism.

From the river to the sea, Israel is what you’ll see.

by Am yisrael chaiii February 1, 2024

Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"

Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.

by Laxanus November 7, 2020