Tim Westwood

A former Radio1 "Wigger" DJ who was seriously into black girls.

"Would you like some work experience at Radio 1?"

"Yes, but I have to ask, are you Tim Westwood?? I'd like to keep my virginity."

by PV Person August 4, 2022

Tim

Ugly piece of shit

Wow, he’s ugly!

“Yeah, he looks like Tim”

by Timisauglypieceofshit November 22, 2021

Tim Jacobs

The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.

Always living the ream!

Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'

James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...

by ebotnomed April 2, 2019

Tim James disco stick

Tim James slong

Are you ready for the wrath of tim James disco stick

by Tim James July 27, 2017

Pulling a Tim

When a grown man shows up to a mostly kid-themed event.

Mike: Hey what’s Jimmy doing at the roller skating rink at Fourth Grade Night, licking his cotton candy?
Joe: Oh Jimmy’s just Pulling a Tim again. What a creep...

by CitizensAgainstTim April 20, 2018

lil tim

lil tim is a dirty ass nigga who smells like corn flakes and golden flakes greasy ass potato chips, he has no bitches and he took his mom to his 8th grade graduation.

"lil tim is a bum ass nigga"

by b4bi April 6, 2022

Timming

The occurrence when one's vocal chords fail to flow smoothly, thus, resulting in a crack in one's voice. After the mentioned cracking, almost everyone in the room must respond with some reference to Tim Hayes. I.E. "What was that Tim?"

"I think Mike is going through puberty."

"Tell me about it, he's fucking Timming out of control."

by Schuyler VanBuren January 6, 2008