watermelon slap

The act of slapping a woman's breast. Especially a woman with large breasts the size of watermelons.
Man Shauna has such big breasts, I just had to give her a watermelon slap.
by Narbles November 27, 2014
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Noggin Slap

When one is overdramatically hit in the head. Used when the incident sparks humor.
Guy 1: Jeff hit him so hard he fell out of his shoes!
Guy 2: Yeah he got fucking noggin slapped!
by NollyPolly March 15, 2021
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Noggin Slap

Being slapped or struck forcefully upon one's head in an unforeseen way.
WTF! He just got noggin slapped!
by NollyPolly March 13, 2021
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Bitch Slap

A bitch slap is a slap to a cheek with an open hand, held flatly and sometimes with a moderate wind up. It is usually used as a moderately painful, usually being treated immediately with lighter contact, described as "holding your chin".
Remember when Azelia bitch slapped Nayori on Real Snakes?
by Yumko July 15, 2018
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Udon Slap

When you go limp after sex with an Asian woman, and your dick is now like a big udon noodle and you slap it around her face and titties.
I blew it all over her tits and gave her an udon slap across the face
by Damian Lewis February 11, 2022
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Slap List

A list of people that, if you could, you would slap for doing or saying something stupid, shady, unrealistic, or being unnecessarily dramatic.
My boss waited until the last minute to give me a project and now wants me to cancel my trip. He is now number 1 on my slap list.

Person 1: I went to Subway and asked for a veggie sub and the lady asked me if I wanted lettuce.
Person 2: Put her on the slap list.

More commonly used as "the list".
by Puffy Art December 18, 2013
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slap-needer

a face badly in need of a fist/slap
that persons a real slap-needer!
by eferdemo February 24, 2015
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