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Pinocchio Turds

When shit gets real.

Pinocchio was "fake" (a puppet) but became a real boy.
by 3b0nk4 March 30, 2011
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Turd Brown

A sloppy brownish color infused with yellow, off-white, pea green and red. This color is based on a Shaver Survey of public restrooms focusing primarily on gay bars, truck stops, McDonalds and rural strip clubs.
Percy said he wanted to mix a host of colours together to achieve a ralicious "turd brown" look for his riviting portrait of Mr. Squeezer.
by Alfonso T. Watt November 9, 2010
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spec-turd

A person who is not "in-the-know" or lacks knowledge about the technical specifications (specs) of any particular electronic device or computer programming.
Wally: Say I just bought that Samsung Blu-ray player for $399, it's the cheapset I've seen so far.

Chuck: Your such a "spec-turd" Wally, that Sammy lacks the latest interactive features and is not technically up to spec. Why do you think it went on sale for? They want to get rid of them.
by Big Gabe January 4, 2008
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Turd Sprocket

It can be used as homosexual diss towards your freinds.
A combination george jetson's sprockets and a piece of poop.
you're such a turd sprocket dude! or you love eating turd sprockets from him or her. lol
by ya b0y kiZz January 6, 2008
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Possum Turd

Possum Turd: A small cigar.
Why do you smoke those Possum Turds? Here smoke a man size cigar!
by Haveagoodone August 24, 2008
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turd rangler

one who rangles turd.
a dog poo picker upper.
a newly famous cartoon
i need to hire a new turd rangler, my backyard is very messy.
i love turd rangler
by maddie3333 February 2, 2009
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coochie turd

miss behaved child
that coochie turd needs to get his ass kicked
by jalmighty February 4, 2014
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