All men

One specific man who does one specific thing that one specific woman does not like, subsequently turning that one man into "all men".

Ex-gf: "With the benefit of 20/20 hindsight, my ex-bf was a really great guy and a positive influence on my life. We broke up because I had a lot of drama in my life and maintaining a relationship with me was impossible at the time. I looked him up the other day and now he's travelling through Europe with a woman 10 years younger than him."

Ex-gf: "Why are all men like this?"

by All Men™ June 10, 2022

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 02, 2023

sea of men

A singluar person (usually a woman) in the situation of being surrounded by a large group of men

Meagan was found herself in a sea of men in the cheap seats at the football game.

by Man of Martini October 20, 2015

Men-itis

A made up disease which a person goes crazy for men.
It doesn’t have to be exactly that, it could also mean the opposite.

Person: are you okay?
Me: No… I have Men-itis.. and there are alot of hot men here
Person: Menitis..?
Me: I love men so much I want a dilf to hug me to badly

by TheRobloxMafiaMansimp August 20, 2023

Men Who Play Flutes

Men who play flutes are ghey. Most of them like humongous dicks up their ass

See that LG over there. I bet he’s a part of Men Who Play Flutes

by DaBoiDatMadeDisDefiniton September 22, 2020

Men's rights activists

You are just as bad as the punditry.

Hym "I'll tell the men's rights activists the same thing I pundits: I don't need you to argue poorly for rights I don't want. And you're wrong. I DO just want sex... Almost exclusively with lesbians... Which is weird. I think prostitution should be legal and it would solve my problems with women immediately."

by Hym Iam January 09, 2025

Men at work

When Caleb has his gay friend up stairs and they are having some gay fun in the bed room in which the floor begins to shake

Men at work is happening up stairs.

by Hard at work September 18, 2021