Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.

Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 24, 2022

your dog is a hog

when your dog gets transformed into a hog
after the term "your family tree is lgbt"
this is a term that should not be used lightly
it is more powerful than "your cat is fat"

David: '"Your mom gay lol"
John: " Your dad lesbian"
David: "No u"
John : " Your granny tranny"
David: "your grandpap is a trap"
John: "No u lol"
David: "don't make me say it" "your family tree is lgbt
John: * welp* "I guess your dog is a hog"
* all thicc bois reunite and create a universe*
*david gets placed in it*

by david is done March 27, 2018

Hog the turkey

To insert your penis into a meal. Usually turkey.

Don’t hog the turkey dad! Also don’t eat it all.

by DeclanThaddius December 09, 2020

Hog Blaster

Someone who jacks off on pigs

Word around school is Brian is a real hog blaster

by JayBush August 17, 2019

hanging hog

Country boy getting some sex from his girl

Duke forgot his laptop was on and Next the world saw him hanging hog with Betty.

by Angerspawn March 21, 2018

hog run

When you’re banging a larger individual and leave right after the deed is done.

Brad: “Bro. Didn’t realize that chick was a pig so I had to hog run.”

by Ghana_Ghana_Ghana December 03, 2017

Hog Choke

Reference to getting a hand job. Being jacked/Jerked off. (AF)

" ,Bout to get my Hog Choked"....

by OddEndz November 11, 2022