california cocktail

It's a mixed drink containing bleach and roofies, developed for whiny and annoying Californians.
I went the the bar last night and some fatty wouldn't leave me alone so I bought her a California cocktail.
by Insaneiare February 25, 2017
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California

A dangerous, liberal hell-hole, pro-crime, anti-police, anti-business, over-taxed, expensive, politically corrupt, government-dictated/strangled, US state, where even Democrats are fleeing in droves.
Elon Musk said on Sunday on Twitter that he would pay more than $11 billion in taxes this year. “California used to be the land of opportunity and now it is... becoming more so the land of sort of overregulation, overlitigation, overtaxation,” he said, adding that it is “increasingly difficult to get things done” in California.
by Sharon DePussy January 22, 2022
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A union fighting for student assistants to have better pay, benefits, and FINALLY BE ABLE TO AFFORD PARKING!!
Wow, thank god me and all my friends voted #UnionYes so that student assistants across CSU campuses finally have affordable parking. Thanks California State University Employee Union (CSUEU).
by personlivinganddoingthings August 1, 2024
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California Clencher

A contest where 2 people put as many dildos between their cheeks as possible, and clench as hard as humanly possible until their ass starts cramping up to the point where blood starts pouring out of your ass hole.
"After I tried the California clencher I couldn't sit down for weeks"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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A university campus in the little town of California, Pennsylvania, originally called California University of Pennsylvania. It will always be known by its former name by locals and alumni who graduated under the former name. The new name is dumb and boring, and no one likes “PennWest” as a school name. The former name was also nicknamed “Cal U”, as a shorter way of saying California University. #notmyalmamater is what a lot of students use to refer to this school who attended and graduated before the ridiculous name change. This school is situated along the Monongahela River, about 27 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, PA. Therefore, this school also goes by a nickname of “Harvard on the Mon”.
Person A: “Did you go to PennWest California, Pennsylvania?”

Person B: “No, I went to California University of Pennsylvania.”
by Penguins Fan 4 Life November 2, 2023
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California Kyton

Time-limited and saddest version of Kyton who enjoys his weekly LuoSiFen regardless of how much sodium he consumes.
His head nodding friend: When are you going back to California Kyton?
by Not Lzm November 22, 2021
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California cup holder

When a man cums in an ass hole and then proceeds to drink their own cum from said ass hole.
Man, Kelvin sure did give me a solid California cup holder last night.
by Shotfirst January 31, 2024
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