by Jimbutthole November 14, 2017
The guy you don't know. You don't know why he's talking to these girls, why he's in the pictures or why he's even in the building. He's "trying" and the only thing he is doing is blocking and distracting attention from you and your people. Chances are you see a spare guy every weekend. You just didn't know the definition.
Your meeting some girls at the club and they bring along their 1 guy friend. Hes hasn't been able to seal the deal and is now in the friend zone. When you meet the girls he is throwing salt in your game and wont let you get any of them alone because he cant do it himself. This is a spare guy.
by Halo Marques April 20, 2008
Me: hate that guy
by Richarddddddd420 December 22, 2019
1.) A cute little pale blond boy from Sweden
2.) A guy that that came to the USA to meet a girl holding mountain dew.
3.) A guy that makes the weirdest jokes and only one person laughs at him
2.) A guy that that came to the USA to meet a girl holding mountain dew.
3.) A guy that makes the weirdest jokes and only one person laughs at him
1.)
Boy: "Hey did you hear about that cute little pale blond boy from Sweden?"
Girl: "Chea!! That's beachy guy! He's a cutie :girl:"
2.) "Uhm... Would you like a mountain dew, beach guy?"
3.) Beach guy: "Go to grave!"
Boy: "Hey did you hear about that cute little pale blond boy from Sweden?"
Girl: "Chea!! That's beachy guy! He's a cutie :girl:"
2.) "Uhm... Would you like a mountain dew, beach guy?"
3.) Beach guy: "Go to grave!"
by Cutebumblebee November 01, 2007
girl a: see tht hottie lebanese guy in the mall omfg he is super fucking hot..
girl b: girl idc if i get an STD... :)
lebanese guys know thier shit FULL STOP.
girl b: girl idc if i get an STD... :)
lebanese guys know thier shit FULL STOP.
by HOTASHELLSEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX October 20, 2010
The cable guy is my hero.
by muffin July 22, 2004
greatest animated show ever. cancelled by fox but revived years later through the tireless efforts of fans. it is now a top rated show on sundays and a best selling dvd. it has also become a popular site to steal jokes from and pretend they're your own.
I watched family guy last night.
by sam james July 29, 2005