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Kong Squeakair

The dog won't let go of the Kong Squeakair ball.
by funnymemes03 January 18, 2021
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shart squeeze

A stock market short squeeze of epic proportions that makes career short sellers shit their pants.
Edgar: Hey Darvid! How is the stock trading going?
Darvid: Not to good man! I opened a short position in GameStop about a week ago because I thought they were going to go bankrupt soon. I turned on my computer a few days later to check my portfolio and I immediately shit my pants because that position had lost like 2000%! Man that was a real shart squeeze!
by Johnswiecki January 30, 2021
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Jersey Squeaker

When riding a girl doggy style, just before you cum, poke her sides with your fingers just above her hips. She will jerk and let out a squeak as you fill her full of goo.
Aww man I was riding this girl so hard last night and decided to try a Jersey Squeaker, you could hear that noise from the shore
by Tofi85 April 7, 2021
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main squeeze

“yo peter is my main squeeze

“that wasn’t very main squeeze of you”

crank that by soulja boy is main squeeze”

“stephanie and stefanie are main squeeze”
by heffanator420 July 1, 2021
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Lemon squeeze

It’s the person going overboard wearing masks and yelling at other people for no reason. These are the same people that wear a mask alone in the car. Also known as a “Karen”
Look at that lemon squeeze wearing a mask and texting while driving!
by chefdre August 7, 2021
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Gamma Squeeze

A Gamma Squeeze is a stock moving higher because people who sold “out of the money”stock option Calls are caught by a rapidly increasing stock price very close to the time decay expiration of the Call that they sold.
Tesla shot passed $1000 a share on a gamma squeeze. People who is sold out of the money options were scrambling to cover them by buying shares.
by Trentism October 28, 2021
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Solomon squeal

When perfoming ferocious sexual intercourse without a durex and he pulls and the penis slipps in the wrong hole.
Me and my partner was banging and he ended up in my bum and gave me a solomon squeal.
by anonymous November 20, 2021
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