Soft apeth

When youre dog is tired and lazy. When someone is sensitive or emotional 24/7.

When someone is wrapped up in 50 odd blankets and they become a human buritto. But this is an efectionate term and ive never heard it outside of swansea ngl

Wow you really are a soft apeth

Shut up you soft apeth

Leave him alone he is just a soft apeth

by Welsh stuff August 5, 2019

soft knacka

Not very hard...weak...a fanny...soft as shite!

'Man I'm scared of fighting him...hes way too tough'

Get in the ring now you soft knacka!

by Stacey Mac October 28, 2019

Soft Hombre

n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be

n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.

"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.

by MISTAjOSH July 8, 2017

Soft Launch

When you start dropping hints for an excuse you’ll use later to get out of something

My friend is soft launching that he can’t come tonight because unprompted, he keeps mentioning he has a headache this morning

by RR25320 September 11, 2025

soft faced boy

When I guy is attractive but could be a little or secretly gay

When your friend shows you his insta:
“Ohh he’s cute, but he’s a bit of a soft faced boy”

by Asssshhhh July 28, 2023

Soft potatoe

When the penis goes soft during sex, but they keep trying.

My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.

My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.

by Kay & Bae January 14, 2021

soft clipper

The soft clipper's job is to curl frequencies and limit them.
Narnia approved.

"What a gay clipper" , "Tom! Did you ate your clipper? ", "You're such a soft clipper!"

by Willix ned member May 16, 2020