Reverse shopping

When you go to the local sporting goods store and find a hoodie you like then proceed to the register to pay for said hoodie. Reverse shopping is only a simplified version of shopping with less steps. You find a hoodie you like and instead of paying for said hoodie you skip that step(streamlining it) and proceed directly to car without spending a wooden nickel

A man found a House depot reciept. Took it in home depot. Got everything that was on the reciept and put it in carriage. Proceeded directly to customer service and produced the reciept and returned said items in carriage for a full refund. A simple definition of reverse shopping is stealing.

by El shoppo November 6, 2020

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make your own candle shop

One finds a lit candle burns their fingernail clippings then sells them in their front yard. this was outlawed in 1989 so dont do it! also theres a version where you burn your crap.

Jungkook: ima make my own candle shop!
Jin: as the hyung i will not allow you to get into any illegal shananagans like make your own candle shop

by #bts_army_purple January 5, 2021

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Costco shopping

Costco shopping is code for slaying bitches and getting drunk

Honey, I’ll be gone for the afternoon. I’m running a few errands, might do some
Costco Shopping. Don’t wait up for me.

by The @$!@ñ $3ń$@+!0ñ January 15, 2021

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Dickboy shopping

When you browse through someone else’s wardrobe looking for things to wear

“Why are you looking through my clothes?”
“I’m going dickboy shopping.”

“Yo I don’t care that you don’t have a pair of jeans here, you’re not going dickboy shopping.”

by FossieLockdown January 22, 2021

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