Sad

A human emotion that makes pee come out of your eyes. Some things that include crying or not: cheating, somebody hitting you, being stupid.

Armin: MOTHER IM SAD
mother: why are you sad?
Armin: Bailey doesn’t want me to pop my pu6ssy

Pop bailey eyes pee crying stupid Sad

by Kikuo May 17, 2022

Sad

Small Asian Dick

SAD (small Asian dick) is seen as the cause for autistic rage on the internet is an Asian male dealing with having SAD (small Asian dick). Commonly manifests by harassing Asian women in interracial relationships.

by PersephoneG June 24, 2017

sad penis

When after masturbating, you feel inmense sadness and/or dissapointment in yourself

Man, i had an awful sad penis experience after masturbating over those old pics of my ex

by Mr. Morsa December 5, 2017

Sad Man

Guyanese slang

a "sad man/girl" is a person who is strong or ready to fight. A hot head. crazy strong

That man is clear 100 acres of land by himself with only a cutlass. He gotta be a sad man.

by Nbboss April 1, 2024

Rubber Sadness

A defeating sadness participants receive when it is discovered there is no more condoms left right before engaging in intercrourse. Symptoms include frustration, angst, unfufillment, and most notably blue balls.

Brett- Did you hook up with that random from the bar last night?

Steve- No man! I ran out of condoms and got rubber sadness. I couldn't risk it, so instead I had her give me a blow job.

Brett- That's the way to go. Rubber sadness is the worst!

by newyorkkk February 23, 2014

Sadness Hangover

The way you feel after a night of heavily crying. Typically with a headache, upset stomach, potentially the runs. Seems to be felt most prominent in the front of your head and the back of your eyes but can extend to your entire head and sometimes even the back of the neck. Mild cases are generally relieved by a nap whereas more severe cases may require some time to resolve. Warm baths, good music and lots of hydration may also help.

The day after grandma's funeral I had such a bad sadness hangover I could barely look at my phone screen because the light hurt my head so bad.

by Strawberry Amethyst August 27, 2022

Good sad

You'll know ur good sad when the reason behind said sadness, when told to someone else, sounds stoopid. The reason ur sad is actually quite trivial & ur just bein a baby.

Ryan: I was listening to 20 Good Reasons by Thirsty Merc on the way home from school one day because I was sad.
Erin: What were u sad about?
Ryan: I was crying because the girl I like didn't choose me as her partner in Chemistry
Erin: Ohhh so you're just being emo, that's a good sad

by misspeep October 1, 2020