dick sad 

a disorder commonly occurring after a breakup or extreme heartbreak where a male finds it difficult to find the motivation even get erect, let alone jack it off.

Jeff: Hey dude wanna see who can jerk off the most in a day?
Tom: I can't man, i'm dick sad.
Jeff: Alright bro, maybe another time!

dick sad by aceofyoloswag April 1, 2016

down sad

being depressing sad for something very deeply

Boy 1:"I heard your girlfriend broke up with you how you feel?"
boy 2:"I feel down sad man, i need some time alone"

down sad by SomeLocalLoser March 7, 2021

Soccer sad 

The feeling of disappointment and wounded national pride after a World Cup loss

My friend Sergio was soccer sad at Italy's disappointing tie with New Zealand.

Hans was soccer sad all day after Serbia defeated Germany.

Soccer sad by Peggy Thrill June 21, 2010

contact sad 

When you are made sad by other people's negative comments or attitudes, usually through Facebook posts.

"I don't like watching anime. Because I think the people watching it are sad. And that makes me sad." "Dude that's a contact sad."

contact sad by Marinelarena Christian September 13, 2014

Kind of sad really 

Pretension-saturated phrase used to call something stupid while trying not to come of as immature and judgmental yourself.

It doesn't work.

"This whole anime/scene/gaming/Twitter/furry/Obama/whatever else you want to patronize thing is kind of sad really." - Everyone

Kind of sad really by A Suitcase Full of Fire December 12, 2009

I’m so sad 

I just can’t find the skills to help myself

I’m so sad

I’m so sad by Evilous Dark Power December 26, 2020

Why is the book so sad? 

"Why is the book so sad?" is a joke/ riddle for children.
It appeared in Terminator: the Sarah Connor chronicles.

He said "Why is the book so sad?" and then, he laught.

Why is the book so sad? by mooninthedark December 20, 2008