It’s Not Netflix

A general response to why something isn’t done. Inspired by people who ignore normal adult responsibilities in favor of binging Netflix, or other streaming, content.

Bob: Why hasn’t Karen salted the driveway at all this winter? The snow and ice would be totally gone if she had!
Alice: Well, you know, It’s Not Netflix

by BinaryHackerMan February 8, 2021

It’s not Everest

Everest is an awesome royale high/gacha YouTuber her sisters have popular channels called it’s Siena and notzoey

Omg it’s not Everest and her sisters are so underrated they deserve more subscribers

by Rosebud XD April 1, 2021

It’s not deep

Something said when it is definitely deep

Ollie: “ it’s not deep”
josh: “it’s definitely deep then”

by Ryder6969 May 26, 2021

it's not that deep

when someone reads too deeply, in the metaphorical sense, into a situation and you want to let them know that they're overthinking, overreacting, or over assuming.

Bro: She posted this screenshot of a song we had listened to before on her story do you think this means she still likes me?

You: it's not that deep

by bagllover July 25, 2021

That’s not recommended

Engineer speak for “Do not fucking do that.”

Frequently in response to a phenomenally dumb question (usually by sales) or an absurdly improbable situation.

Meant to be derisive.

Sales: “What if we put the square peg in the round hole?”
Engineer: “That’s not recommended.”

Customer: “What if the lawn mower is still running when I stick my hand in?”
Engineer: “That’s not recommended.”

by Telltalehart August 5, 2021

✨it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece✨

A spam message started in a YouTube comment section by popular ,YouTuber and comfort streamer, Jellybean. Also something a fatherless child says in hopes of getting out of the orphanage

1. ✨it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece✨
2. I’m going to throw you into a wood chipper

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW March 3, 2022

It’s Not A Party Without The Drugs

The First EDM Festival Novel, “ It’s Not A Party Without The Drugs” is totally a part of History!

It’s Not A Party Without The Drugs : “Like who goes to a sober party?”

Dude everyone knows “It’s Not A Party Without The Drugs”

“But have they read it?” - @HippieFl1p

by HippieFl1p April 5, 2022