Mexican sausage diver

Nobody really knows what it is. Just that it is a sex position which can kill you if you try it without years of practice. You're gonna need parallel bars, chains, a drill and four pounds of butter.

Dude, have you heard? John tried the Mexican Sausage Diver last night and died. He didn't even make it to the hospital. Poor guy, he forgot the butter.

by megurineluka May 19, 2016

Dad's sausage

Another phrase/word for the penis of your dad
referring to incest act

this phrase is famously used by We R aussies the Yahoo user troll

your dad's sausage penis sausages dad

by dad's sausages lover July 9, 2011

Party Sausage

Often abbreviated to P.S, this originates from the strong resemblence of a males small penis to a party or cocktail sausage. The wrinkly nature of the foreskin which covers the majority of a 2"flacid penis shares a similar texture and appearance to that of the small sausage.

"Check out his Party Sausage!"

by Flanners87 May 13, 2009

booty sausage

a creative & humorous substitute for the word shit

-Man, I never miss a shot at beer pong... i just get landed with terrible partners every time!
-That is a load of BOOTY SAUSAGE! I saw you air-ball at least twice that last game!

by Dabes90 August 14, 2010

man sausage

A gentleman's reproductive trouser apparatus; see 'custard cannon'.

Her flange was so loose she barely felt his man sausage.

by StreetSpirit October 19, 2005

poop sausage

Poop in the shape of a sausage or a sausage in the shape of poop.

I would not eat that if I were you... it looks like a poop sausage.

by Nelfred December 12, 2006

Butt Sausage

After engaging in anal with a female using a condom, pull out but leave the condom in the anus. You then tell her to go take a shit. The shit comes out into the condom like "casing" sausage. Hence "Butt Sausage"

I just got a fresh link of butt sausage

by Spacehead333 September 8, 2015