pitch eye

To keep a keen eye on, to watch very closely.

You better keep a pitch eye on him. He's inching toward the door.

by J'doe March 27, 2015

pitched slapped

When you get slapped so hard by the sick beat

Omg She just pitched slapped me with her tonsils

by fuban June 19, 2015

patch

a socially inept retarted sex pest who generally stumbles through life like a drunken wizard who has no magical powers and by definition only has one eye.

the majority of patches also known as brettz tend to display an odd fettish for the sexual act of leg kissing.

A patch will often be oblivious to rejection from any female companion and regardless of being an ugly one eyed muppet and will still mistakenly believe they are a real catch, when in reality most homo sapiens would rather catch ebola than a patch.

a Bretts natural habitat tends to be a smallwood suttonhill.

brett: i swear babe she was kissing and cuddling me she had white french knickers on ask aled
Leanne: shut up u liar you are talking mumbo jumbo, stop being sucha PATCH.
brett: ok sorry i must be mistaken maybe i blinked my one eye and got the wrong end of the stick

by Rusty Hill October 21, 2015

pitch a dick

Verb; To react (or overreact) in an ungraceful and panicked manner to an unexpected occurrence, much as one would if a dismembered dick was dropped into their hand without warning.

"The second I saw all those bears, I pitched a dick right out of there."
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"

by MajorKade December 9, 2015

pitchin' a hissy

Maritime Canadian term for "snit", "fit, "strop", etc... Variation of "hissy fit."

"Look sideways at 'er and she'll start pitchin' a hissy..."

"Seamus had to work late. Buddy, but did he pitch a hissy..."

"The club didn't carry Crystal Head. She pitched such a hissy..."

by Maritime Girl June 24, 2016

Patchway Whore

It is a person of high standards until she has had a drink and starts acting in a whore-ish manner! For example if you are on a night out she would be the first one to take her bra off and be in a wet tshirt competition, dancing on a bar in slag pants, loving the attention from men!!

#PW #wettshirt #haventreallygotanystandards #alwaysonetoomany

Look at that Patchway whore on the bar!!

by BlackSheepSlumdog July 28, 2016

Petcher

To yell as a lecture, or complain while lecturing.

Boy 1: Ms.Thompson "Petchered" me today after class

Boy2: Petchered mean?

Boy1: Basically it's a bitchy lecture

Boy2: Ms.Thompson seems like she'd do that

by John Hardstick July 31, 2016