patrick fisk

Your mom usually likes him as much as she likes eating cheetos.

Often a cake-lover.

"Patrick fisk, could you please stop eating cake? "

by Pattelei March 16, 2017

Jonathan Patrick Stephens

Don’t ever trust him, he is a big manipulator and uses girls for their bodies. He gets mad easily and makes everything about him self. He is always hooked on his exs and will never not bring them up. He also has a tendency to have seizures so watch out. Have fun dealing with him

Girl: I’m talking to this guy, Jonathan Patrick Stephens!
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard

by Loner4lif3 November 24, 2021

Patrick

A man with many highly attractive feminine features. Patricks are typically less muscular and tall compared to the average male. However, Patrick has a voluptuous, plumpy, ass which helps him attract many cute boys. Patrick has a very small waist that catches the eye of any man. Patrick will dazzle you when he twerks his fat saggy ass. Although not common among men, Patrick has large breasts that provide milk for his friends and girlfriends (many girlfriends). Patrick typically donates sperm to have children because after highschool he never encounters women again.

Cute boy: Hey bro... I think I have a crush
Cute boy's friend: Who's the lucky lady?
Cute boy: Its not a lady. Its Patrick 😻😻.

by Paxiflication March 11, 2022

Patrick Bryan

GOAT in autobot language is Patrick Bryan. He is the best. Sexiest hooper in the country. All the bitches love him. There’s times where people can’t handle his greatness that comes to his actions and words. There’s times where he fucks sexy teachers for 100s on tests. Patrick can never be stopped. He like BBB. Big Booty Bitches

All girls:Is that Patrick Bryan! He’s such a zaddy I want him;)

by Jake wilford November 11, 2019

William Patrick Spencer Gold

a big ole cutie pie!!

Omg! William Patrick Spencer Gold??? You're such a cutie pie!!

by THISbutinlowercase April 18, 2024

Patrick

Australian slang for the toilet

I need to go you use the Patrick

by Emu45 June 15, 2020

Patrick

He is an amazingly handsome man. He doesn't understand how truly attractive he really is, he always denies it. He can be shy and introverted at some points but then be quirky and extroverted. He is the love of your life. Treat him well. He is also kinda insecure so shower him with love and affection whenever possible.

Girl 1: Do you know a Patrick?
Girl2: Yup! And I love him so much.

by FemaleRedditor January 6, 2023