Obamna

This treacherous word first came to be when ex-pres Donald Trump accidentally uttered it from his sexy trap-hole.

Obamna is the true form of Barack Obama. When one says "Obamna", he is awakened from whatever slumber he may be induced in to be disturbed. Obama can hear you say Obamna from across the world. It is his one and only weakness. Simply say this word to summon him. But, be weary. For if you are to say Obamna and someone yells back "SODA!" you will die.

Example 1-
Randumb kid: "OBAMNA!!"
Brock Obambam: *appears from the darkness and bombs the Middle East again*

Example 2-
Randumb kid: "OBAMNA!!"
Twatwaffle: "SODA!!"
*Randumb kid dies*

by ChamoyRamen December 9, 2020

obamna

obamna is obamas true power. it was awakened when Donald trump pronounced Obama as obamna and made him mad

Obamna

by Cockroach Glue 81 November 23, 2020

Obamium

A sacred object that only the gods can get a hold on.

Scientist 1: finally.....
Scientist 2: is that....?
Scientist 1: i finally found it... the obamium is now mine..

by JahsehOompaLoompa September 18, 2020

Obamna, SODA!

When you are talking with a cultured person and you want to express excitment

Person 1:I finally divorced my wife

Person 2:Obamna, SODA!

by Michelle Joemama December 29, 2021

Obamapologist

A person who agrees with everything Barack Obama does politically, without having researched the issue. These are the same people who would be screaming the loudest were another political party doing the same things. Obamapologists are hopeful types, lack analytical skills and do not much enjoy reading. They are highly susceptible to the "bandwagon effect."

The meeting was not worthwhile, since there were many Obamapologists present and open dialogue was kept to a minimum.

{Obamabot}

by missputzy January 2, 2012

Obamasplain

Explaining a concept in an excessively high-minded and round-about way so as to leave the listener exhausted, confused and hopefully prevent he/she from asking follow up questions.

When Julie asked the car salesman how a bigger vehicle with a bigger engine could get the same mileage as a smaller vehicle with a smaller engine, the salesman Obamasplained that the question was not relevant to the purchase.

by strategeries November 23, 2020

Obamney

The abominable amalgamation of Barack Obama and Mitt Romney

This Frankenstein-creature was created to emphasize, no matter who you vote for in November for U.S. president... you're going to get the same damn result.

Obamney was born from the churning fires of stagnancy, to show Americans that the only government they need to vote for is one that does everything to keep the status-quo and do nothing to change Foreign policy, economic policies, the taxing system, unconstitutional laws, corruption, and education reform

To throw off suspicion though, they will change Health Care...

Enlightened American: God damn, I can't believe Ron Paul's chances have vanished already, it's only 4 months before election.. guess we're fucked since Obamney is the only option left... hurray to another 4 years of bad government

by DrInformed July 22, 2012