Someone who will care for you and will shower you with kisses. Someone whom you gave your trust and they gave their trust to you. Someone who loves you with all their heart. Someone who will give you flowers or kisses. Someone who you feel comfortable with.Someone who will make you smile every day. Someone who will stay up and be there for you if you ever feel scared and need comfort, and someone who loves you dearly.
Elle: Me and Tyler are finally together! He is now my boyfriend!!
her friends: WOOHOO YAY!! OMG YES!!
her friends: WOOHOO YAY!! OMG YES!!
by Lovers rock August 30, 2023
Get the boyfriendmug. by FTMSF November 24, 2021
Get the boyfriendmug. a guy who will treat you like a goddess and give you butterflies every time you talk to him or get a notification from him, and he loves you no matter what. But he also fucks you like he hates your guts.
by itz.mari2282 March 13, 2024
Get the boyfriendmug. Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017
Get the Ex-boyfriend Diseasemug. by taylorrr7371 May 2, 2022
Get the National Kiss Your Boyfriend Daymug. When your boyfriend says he's making a fancy dinner & always chooses something that takes about 10 minutes to make with minimal effort
Natalie: I think Dan said he's making a fancy dinner tonight since I made lamb chops & asparagus last week...
Grace: Ohh what's he making ?!
Natalie: I dunno, probly his usual boyfriend dinner...either spaghetti or deli ham salad...
Grace: Ohh what's he making ?!
Natalie: I dunno, probly his usual boyfriend dinner...either spaghetti or deli ham salad...
by Bratarle June 8, 2015
Get the boyfriend dinnermug. A male person who is destined to be a footnote in your sexual history. All your shared memories with him will eventually exist only in your fading memory. Your relationship with him was started specifically so that it could end eventually. The essence of your relationship is to extract pleasure from him as possible before he or you ultimately disappoint and the relation is over. In our throw away society, he is eventually relegated to the trash heap and replaced by the new shiny boy who you take down from the shelf. As the nurse in the waiting room says: "NEXT!" And, as has been said before: "Men are like buses; wait a few minutes and another will come along."
by Curmudgeoncake November 20, 2021
Get the Boyfriendmug.