Beer muscles

When you get so drunk that you start to think you can fight anything in your path.

Chick 1: I think you've had too much to drink.
Chick 2: What makes you think that ?
Chick 1: Cause you just tried to punch a telephone pole. You are getting beer muscles.

by Meanchick0876 February 20, 2011

piff beer

To poke a hole in the side of a can of cheap beer and "shot gun it"

"Yo dudes, do you want to piff beers?"

by ally and jess November 6, 2007

Beer Alarm

The action of setting an alarm, for a very early hour, before going to bed to wake up and immediately shotgun a beer. Preferably have the beer and key next to your bed.

Hey Lukas the big game is tomorrow, we should set a beer alarm to start the day off right

by Scot Tank November 4, 2008

beer thirty

it is the act of expressing ones want or willingness to drink beer no mater what tie it really is

Bud:Hey its beer thirty.
Miller:Yes

by Philip Fry January 20, 2011

BEER DICK

Beer dick is an erection that will not go down and and can not be satisfied no matter how much you try. You must be at the right point of intoxication to experience beer dick. Your partner is usually the one that will befefit from beer dick. Beer dick can have the opposite effect once you pass the certain point of intoxication.

Lastnight I pounded my girls pussy for over and hour and could not cum cause I had beer dick.

by Dantx October 3, 2007

Beer Travelator

The mysterious device used to transport very drunk people home after a heavy night. When you wake up in the morning, your memory of getting home has been completely erased.

Dave: Morning Dave, how'd you get home last night? You could barely stand up.
Dave: Christ knows, must have been the beer travelator I guess!

by FatBob January 21, 2004

dave the beer

A derogatory term for throwing out a beer that is dirty, has "floatsies", is warm, or is generally just undesirable when playing beer pong.

"Don't dave the beer, you vagina!"

"The worst way to waste beer is to dave it."

by The Jonstrosity July 3, 2008