It is commonly accepted by layman that the best parts of a woman are the "boobs, vagina, and butt". However, only the most enlightened intellectuals will realize that this is—in fact—wrong. The best parts of a woman is actually her feet and toes, as indicated by Scottish philosopher David Hume 300 years ago.
Me: What are the best parts of a woman?
Maddy: The boobs, vagina, and butt. Duh.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child....
Maddy: The boobs, vagina, and butt. Duh.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child....
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 7, 2022
Get the The Best Parts Of A Womanmug. in short a Sheep
a rural term used to call sheep Montana Woman because of the belief that lonely Shepard's fucked their Sheep, Montana known for the sheep range
a rural term used to call sheep Montana Woman because of the belief that lonely Shepard's fucked their Sheep, Montana known for the sheep range
by j r lang January 13, 2008
Get the Montana womanmug. Cold, frumpy, un attractive female, usually working in an institutional setting like an all-girls school, or the DMV, who have a tendency to overuse their establishment aided power to who lash out at students,coworkers, and the general public due to their personal inadequacies.
As coined in the blog fallingdownunder.com when speaking of the teachers at an all girls school in Australia "...the teachers have an ugly woman complex..."
complex unattractive frumpy cold
complex unattractive frumpy cold
by Howdyz February 5, 2013
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Get the Sexy ass womanmug. by Anonymous March 17, 2003
Get the a whole lotta womanmug. Obsessed with being better than men to compensate for that fact that they get to use you like the sentient fuck toy you are.
I'm a strong independent woman!
If I don't get to fuck you then you're nothing. You haven't contributed anything to anyone other than a warm place for some useless sack of shit to nut.
If I don't get to fuck you then you're nothing. You haven't contributed anything to anyone other than a warm place for some useless sack of shit to nut.
by Hym Iam November 22, 2020
Get the Strong Independent womanmug. A lifesize Colorado Yule marble scuplture handmade by Francisco Sotomayor of Colorado Springs, CO. It depicts a woman reclining on top of a grand piano holding a rose. It is the first ever marble sculpture in history to have eyelashes...yeah, not even Michelanglo could pull that one off! Check out his website at www.franciscosfineart.com It is a sight to see! Leave a comment in the inbox if ya diggg it maan! :)
American Woman Sculpture-
Handcarved!... you try doing that with a chisel and hammer and see how far you get! (Ok, ok a Dremel was used for some parts, but STILL??)
Handcarved!... you try doing that with a chisel and hammer and see how far you get! (Ok, ok a Dremel was used for some parts, but STILL??)
by HuliaHaye February 28, 2011
Get the American Woman Sculpturemug.