soda simp

The opposite of a hydro homie. Someone who drinks too much soda and not enough water.

Don't be a soda simp or else you'll get kidney stones

by ShwneZhao October 30, 2020

massive simp

michael boulet

michael is a massive simp

by luciclovesyou69 November 5, 2020

Charlotte simp

*not a joke
Someone/something that experiences or shows signs of puppy love or obsessive love-type behavior towards an individual named Charlotte. (Usually a lesbian or bisexual)

Alexis looks like such a Charlotte simp.

by the OG Charlotte simp. August 6, 2021

Fionn the simp

When fionnn ever stops lilting a girl for years

Wow fionn the simp won’t stop talking to Sarah

by Gamerwolf April 22, 2021

Son of a Simp

Basically the same thing as calling someone a son of a bitch, but your also calling them a simp.

You broke my TV You Son of a Simp.

by BigFatPhonie September 2, 2020

Quit Simping

A brand created by YouTuber Evan Sousa to tell the younger generation to chase their dreams instead of girls who you aren’t even dating yet

Friend: “yo I’m gonna go hang with Becca tonight instead of the boys”
Boys: Quit Simping bro...

by Smallppalex April 10, 2021

Simp Contract

A contract to stop simping

dude, you need a simp contract, you simp!

by donutkiller September 20, 2020